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@rufusbookman.bsky.social

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · Mar 28

I have closed my Amazon account, cut up my card with metal sheers.
I am DONATING the annual Amazon amount to @npr.org WOUB in Athens OH.
I listen everyday in the shop.

Please donate to PBS or NPR
If you are able. Let's make a movement.

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 1d

a yellow envelope with a thank you card inside of it

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 1d

#TheWayIDoThingsIs
Usually turn it the wrong way until it breaks.

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 1d

#TheWayIDoThingsIs
Not for the faint of heart.
(In ground maga poacher trap)

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 2d

#MyMindsetSays
If you chased down his ice cream truck we would never see you again.

#FeelGoodFrolics

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 2d

#MyMindsetSays

Temecula Rises @temecularises.bsky.social · 2d

This act is illegal AF. It is not his personal residence and it is a registered historical property. Tag it properly.
Let's get it trending.
#EpsteinTrumpBallroom

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 2d

#MyMindsetSays the spark isn't jumping the gap today...
#FeelGoodFrolics

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 7d

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 12d

RELEASE THE FILES

Article 2, Section 4 of the US Constitution

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 12d

Unsolicited ick pic

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 12d

How to build an in ground MAGAt poacher trap.
1. Line a pit with metal or they'll just eat through the dirt.
2. They are heavy so camouflage the top with large sticks and leaves.
3. Leave an open dictionary on a stand by the pit. It will be so startled it will backpedal right into the trap.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 12d

This is how you do the social part of social media...

🎶🍷 Stardust 🍷🎶 @stardust1006.bsky.social · 12d

Bringing glamour to Baltimore today

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 12d

I misread that as peasant.
Sorry Gov. Tim

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 13d

Did this 6 months ago. Pinned skeet and everything. Support PBS!

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 14d

Thank you @governor.ca.gov for developing the Israel-Hamas peace plan.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 15d

#NotEverythingBigIs worth gagging about.

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 15d

#NotEverythingBigIs
Worth doing a commercial about James!

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 15d

I hope they remembered to wipe it off first.

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Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 15d

Describe your Blue sky account in a single image.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 15d

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THE MOVIE RED DAWN
except the invaders are from within, wear red hats, and barely speak english

#WOLVERINES

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 18d

While I'm dropping fascists off at the pool I like to brush up on my Antifa handbook.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 19d

I think it's too late for the NFL to book The Osmonds for the Maga Nazis.
#BadBunny

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 21d

Fuck the sports ball people.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 21d

This is a made up problem.
I have been alone for a very long time, I'm not lonely. Zero male friends and I'm fine with that. Had five, they all died. STFU with this bullshit.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 25d

That's what you're supposed to do. Eat inside, poop outside, not the other way around.
You rich people kill me.

Rufus @rufusbookman.bsky.social · 26d

When Amelia Earharts plane crashed it did not land on Epstein Island