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despacito gaston

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · Nov 15

Verlander. Je verlande, tu verlandes, il verlande, nous verlandons, vous verlandez, ils verlandent

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 8h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 9h

if I had attended this game I'd have been carried out on a stretcher in like the 9th inning

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 9h

If the tigers win you can do the "Detroit is actually north of Windsor," at least

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 9h

strong agree

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 9h

If I'd known I might have a direct line to the baseball deities I'd have asked for one or two other things

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 9h

this is the baseball vibe I'm here for. everyone thinking very hard and very specifically about dying

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 9h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 9h

this reminded me of us tweeting at each other during the Jays/Rangers division series and damn that was a long time ago. we have been sportsposting for an eternity!

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 10h

I can't believe how dead I would be if I had a horse in this race

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 10h

eating chips in front of the tv like "yeah he could throw another 20 pitches easy"

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 11h

mike I am given to understand that jokes are illegal on bluesky

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 13h

my heart wants the Mariners to win but my brain wants the Jays to face the Tigers. one thing they can agree on: let's go 17 innings

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 19h

nirvanamaxxing

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 19h

Start spreading the news bitches!!!!

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

Also, this reminded me of this similar classic moment youtu.be/U1f9xACb_3g?...

Donaldson: 1 beer, 2 beers, 3 beers, 4 beers!

YouTube video by SPORTSNET

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

I feel like there is a constant supply of "stupid fluke" injuries (I remember some on the Jays being "falling up the dugout stairs," "cutting pitching hand cleaning a blender"), but a dwindling supply of "going out to do something fairly reckless on purpose" injuries

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

Not golf obviously. Just the "starters absolutely fucking around on off days" more broadly lol

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

Madison Bumgarner's dirt biking injury on an off day feels like one of the last of these

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

hey is anyone aware that the blue jays beat the yankees to advance to the ALCS. anyone talking about this? seems kinda big. just imo

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

The ideal posting outcome

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

I can imagine it sucked to see him go! he's so well-loved in Toronto, it rules. absolute king

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

On this day in 2016: the Donaldson Dash www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqrO...

TEX@TOR Gm3: Donaldson hustles home, clinches ALDS

YouTube video by MLB

www.youtube.com

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

let's go

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

I've watched this approximately 185 times today

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despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

wow hell yeah

despacito gaston @ruhee.ca · 1d

yeah EXTREMELY same. it was such a cloud hanging over the team forever too (and look at him now), so glad that they got it together