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Garden Variety Horny Dog

@rumpdoog.bsky.social

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/33/ 🔞Sin corner, horny art and RTs! 18+ only, no kids allowed!🔞 Art tag #RumpDraw Occasional tummy pics #BellyPix

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · Feb 10

This is my way of giving high praise to characters I find rly sexy

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2h

Please tell me all about it while i fall in love and want that more and more, begging for you to take me after sexually claiming me~

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2h

Makes prey happier to serve a purpose beyond just food i imagine!

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🇨🇱🎨🐺GORDO SIN PLAN🍔🍣🇨🇱 🔜 #SAFE2026 @elchonko.bsky.social · 10h

Chonkyyyy

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Atherol @atherol.bsky.social · 10h

#Kinktober2025
Day 10: Tentacles

Got a bit carried away with this one oops

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い @wkar.bsky.social · 2d

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 1d

it's true it's true!!
One can always aspire to be the party splasher!

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 1d

you deserve it and so much more truthfully!🧡

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 1d

the handsome flatcap wearer....

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Dave Callum @dave.drgn.dad · 1d

I got myself a new cap today, lookin' quite snazzy

🎨 @bananadaboi.bsky.social

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Ka @taihab.bsky.social · 29d

Vore commission for Inkaay.

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

YOU GET IT!!

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Mess! C")_/) @itsmess.bsky.social · 2d

was talking hats with @kapricore.bsky.social and slapping one on Mess got me feeling gendered a certain way oop💦
#messydraws

Mess wearing a cap backwards and fingergunning to the side. The text reads "Good luck babe~!"

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

that would explain recent wet dreams....

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Atherol @atherol.bsky.social · 2d

Ok but what if I was your sleep paralysis demon 👉👈?

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

you wouldn't suspect it for a second

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よしおか @yosiokasan.bsky.social · 2d

テレビちゃんもぬりぬり

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

if forde grew a pear from his half-plant body,
would you eat it?

#RumpDraw

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

my fat fuck belly with the fat fuck nipples

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

you gotta

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

you're eating a part of him either way

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

looking at all the different sketches and seeing how hilariously inconsistent they are with one another.
bless this mess of a brain because all my art has Fire Emblem style odds of hitting and critting.

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

you should, it's fire!!

Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

if forde grew a pear from his half-plant body,
would you eat it?

#RumpDraw

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · 2d

I could be doing more drawings.
I gottam

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Garden Variety Horny Dog @rumpdoog.bsky.social · Jul 11

fun scribble featuring a large Nekozame asking a reasonable request of his partner.🧡

Nekozame belongs to @solphmidd.bsky.social

(Translation in alt text)

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A wide set nekozame resting upon a nightstand, unable to move, saying in Japanese "Heeey Forde-chan~, could you go buy snacks from the conbini? I'm a little hungry", accompanied by a tiny forde saying "yes!"

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