Runa Fjord
@runafjord.bsky.social
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Too big, too thick, too fluffy, and too soft. Sassy Fjord Horse. Trans🏳️‍⚧️. 🔞Might be lewd🔞. 40+. She/Her. Published Author. ∍⧽⧼∊ Find information about the MFBC's written work here: https://monsterfuckerbook.club/
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runafjord.bsky.social
DISSOLUTION, the first book in the series TO CRACK A GEODE, is now available to buy in print from FurPlanet! If you liked the story, if you’ve never heard of it but love horny pink-visored supervillains, or if you’d just like to support an independent transfem SF/F author, pick up a copy today!
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korpspropaganda.bsky.social
sometimes the outfit says all it needs to

feat @runafjord.bsky.social 's Geode!
Overlord: ...But you won't get the privilege of fighting *me* today, *but*, my colleague Geode will have to grind you into dust in my stead - 
OL: >_>
Geode, wearing the Breeding Division outfit: >:)
OL: 
OL: 
OL: 
( hero in the background: Uh ... Hello? )
OL, to Geode: We'll talk later, okay? 
Geode: Okay! <3
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deergrace.bsky.social
“So, uh, can I ask something? Why don’t you ever take that off?” Maddy asked as she propped her chin up on one hoof-nailed paw. “Isn’t it a little conspicuous for a thief…?”

“Can’t. It’s a cursed object!”

(Art @distressedegg.bsky.social, illustrating @mabelgreysmoke.bsky.social’s The Bell Toll ❤️)
Mabel Greysmoke, voluptuous cougar MILF and arcane cat burglar supervillain, stands nude at the foot of the bed where she and telekinetic biker dyke sheep-bear supervillain Maddy “Heartwood” Gillespie were recently fucking. Mabel stands contrapposto, one hand on hip and the offer waggling a lit cigar as she points to the magical cursed bell dangling from the tip of her tail and tells Maddy the tale.
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runafjord.bsky.social
Taken by Ash Coyote when I visited her in the mountains.
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furplanet.com
Don't worry, we didn't forget!

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#furrywriting #furrystore
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spiderpolice.bsky.social
yuritober day 9 but there's a bunch of doggies this time
A sign reads "Dog Girl Club -- Meeting today. A Room of three anthro wolves and a doggirl sit on the floor together. Two of the anthros howl, the dog girl blushes, ogling a wolf, while another wolf says "Welcome to the pack!"
runafjord.bsky.social
See, the thing is... It's not that I'm annoyed by my opponents spamming things. It's that I want to be nice and kind and considerate. I want to communicate without being an asshole. I feel good when I am kind.
runafjord.bsky.social
I've been playing Magic The Gathering on Arena. It's not great, but has been letting me hone my skills. But one of the most telling flaws for me is that... none of the stock phrases/emotes are... kind? They are all taunts other than 'Hello!' Even the 'Nice!' feels... sarcastic.
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
highland cattle have it figured out
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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shapelessink.bsky.social
Still got three untaken slots for this batch!
shapelessink.bsky.social
Have you liked the Toony Halloween Comms I've done recently? Well I'm offering another batch of 4 slots! DM me to nab one of the next four slots - first come first serve
Text reads:

"TRICK OR TREAT HALLOWEEN COMMS!

One character, toony style, and a Halloween costume of your choice!

$140 CAD each"
runafjord.bsky.social
Abraham Lincoln never used a doorknob because they were invented after his death.
maryrosemuseum.bsky.social
Dodos were thriving when the Mary Rose sank.
runafjord.bsky.social
PLANESCAPE TORMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
runafjord.bsky.social
Tummy ache not important. Only name important. Go get you those gender feels no matter the cost. :3
runafjord.bsky.social
Then it's time to go across the street to the next coffee shop. Let that Barista rest.
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katrafiy.bsky.social
i think it's simply unfair that this body cream is both:

1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl
a jar of 'udderly smooth' body cream
runafjord.bsky.social
Realtalk, this is an EXCELLENT way to try out a new name.
nyxisart.bsky.social
Day 16 of reposting my old old comics because i wont be able to draw for a while
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nebulaeshapes.bsky.social
yeah big deal I can transition when I see a man twice my size who I want to get me pregnant too. fish aren't special 🙄
runafjord.bsky.social
Why is it called a decongestant and not a progestant
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deerposts.bsky.social
Scritches so good they make your hooves curl

#deer 🦌
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?