Rupert
@ruperto.bsky.social
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Another place on my list! 😀
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That's heavy, man. Brings a new meaning to the 4 star rating.
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I know a few people who have been there, they've all said it's gorgeous! Have fun!
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This is disgusting you should be mildly ashamed or something
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Who's your favourite aloud? Mine's the parasol
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Left handed / right handed, I'm not arsed.

(I think Spotify can die in a fire though)

Is banal something like banana and caramel? Vos I don't like bananas 😞
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BAN ALL STREAMING!

If you can't be arsed to rip MP3s from your CDs, you don't deserve ANYTHING
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What a handsome fella!!
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Is this your chinning at the whatnot outfit?!
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Whatever you do, do NOT watch the TV series of it.
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
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Yeah, Will be lovely to see how it gets on in the next few years
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@hippriest.bsky.social Only little, but not bad for a tree that had been subsumed by the hedge behind it until a few months ago.
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Love a good buzzard
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I reckon that's a new years eve toast; midnight news, Christmas decorations.
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Banksy wishes he had that much cultural respect
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Who've you been listening to?
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You couldn't afford me
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Put your trollies back on then christ almighty
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An equally good choice!
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At least wash your hands