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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 22

Probably one of the reasons I've stopped being active on Bluesky and went back to Mastodon.

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 22

I wonder what lists I've been put on now. Especially since apparently I've been labeled as a bot/grifter.

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 16

Gonna have to look up a spell to keep a customer away from me. I do the notes in the freezer but I usually do that for people I know.

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 11

How do you pronounce Sylveon? I got into a disagreement with a young man over this. I say Sil-vee-on. He said it's Sil-veen.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 8

My one day off and instead of getting things done around the house I'm sitting on the couch with a fever watching Thunderbolts.

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 8

Apparently I'm coming down with a cold. I've a scratchy throat and slight cough, I might be running a fever but with hot flashes I can't tell. I hope it's not covid, because my work doesn't have a covid policy anymore. I also want to point out I'm at work right now. Still got 3 hours of my shift.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 7

At my work there is no incentive for clocking in early. My shift starts at 1:15 PM. If I clock in at 1:10 my time is rolled forward to 1:15. If I clocking in at 1:20 my time is rolled back to 1:15.
#makeitmakesense

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 7

So here's me, with the readers or cheaters. Yes there is a filter. Without it, I'd break the camera.
#selfie

A selfie of the poster. A middle aged Caucasian woman with graying brunette hair and purple glasses wearing a black tee.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 7

I'm nearsighted. It's actually a good thing. If I need to read tiny print, I just take off my glasses. Well my dog chewed my glasses so I'm wearing contacts until I can get them replaced. Well I need reading glasses with the contacts to read fine print.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Sep 6

Had a customer complain to me that we were out of chocolate milk and he needed it for his migraines. I understand chocolate is helpful for pain (I have painful periods) but I feel chocolate milk doesn't have that much chocolate.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 29

We're so rural right now that cell service is spotty or 4G at best.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 29

Overheard: Both of my kids are Democrats.
Oh man!
Yeah, bleeding hearts! How could you kick those illegals out.
Oh man!
I'll tell you I'd kick everyone of them out.
#rural

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 29

Russ referred to yard sales as outdoor antique malls.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 29

Payless Shoe Source sign for sale. #yardsale #nostalgia

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 29

2023 calendar for sale.
#yardsale

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 29

In my state we have this thing called the 100 mile yard sale. We're attending it, checking things out. Woman was selling puzzles with pieces missing.
#yardsale

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 26

It's day before payday. I got like $20 to my name. However there is a gas station called Casey's that makes good pizza. They have a reward program. Turned my points into $30 worth the Casey's cash. Ordered a pizza, can't use the cash on a pizza. 😭

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 25

The joy of being the only employee in a dollar store. I'm eating tuna salad between customers. And the only real chance I get to sit down is when I'm using the toilet.
#retail

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 25

Worked 52 hours last week. I'm part time. I fully believe in work- life balance. Yeah the paycheck will be nice, but also the cost of hours I've spent away from my family and pets.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 23

Had a customer get mad at me because I wouldn't let him in until 7 AM when we OPEN. I opened the doors to put put displays when he walked up and I said, "You got 3 minutes." He said his clock must be fast. I reminded him we opened at 7. He got mad and left.

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 22

We failed the escape room. It was Breakout's Mystery Mansion. We got to the last 3rd to last puzzle. I don't need the puzzles solved, I just want to know what was the mystery.
#escaperoom

Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 22

I think you're on to something. Should also bring up catfishing/dogfishing that also happens on these sites.

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 22

My son is turning 25 and with his own job, he buys whatever he wants. Switch 2? He bought himself one already. So to celebrate his birthday, we're gonna do an escape room.

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 20

I'm a cashier at a local dollar store. Had a woman who refused to pay because the total was $6.66. She said she had to add something.
I replied, "I don't understand, it's just a number."

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Rural Witch & Quill 🔮🧶🦆 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · Aug 11

What makes it even more weird is my state a actually voted for some progress policies but voted in Republic who actually overturned the policies the people voted for like raising minimum wage and abortion rights.

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