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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 14h

I'm so sorry to hear Dave Ball died. I love 80s new wave and Soft Cell were among the best. I'll play Say Hello, Wave Goodbye tonight in his honor. Rest sweet, Dave. 💜

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 23h

Thanks to the thunderstorm that woke me from a dream about MANNY JACINTO

stupid dumb weather

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 1d

(CW: gross)

I'm still working my way through The Exorcist and I wasn't expecting a book published in 1971 to have a description of priests fashioning fake vaginas out of poop and, uh, enjoying them

sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 1d

Plus you can hold some of the reptiles and bugs! I also held a leopard gecko. The guy offered to let me hold a tarantula or a vinegaroon and I was like "oh, NO thank you"

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 1d

It's small but they had a good variety! If you're ever in Santa Fe, drop by!

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 1d

Bold of 🧊 to advertise during South Park, of all shows

sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 1d

Soy Division 😂

sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

Someone made fun of the way I eat ice cream literally decades ago and I've been self conscious about it ever since so fuck you Amy

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

Major compliments to the designer(s) of the dollhouse area because holy SHIT. I don't think I've ever been so freaked out by a Resident Evil area before. It reminds me more of Silent Hill than RE. G was laughing (he played it on his own) because I kept opening doors and noping the fuck out

sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

Do the king and his butler have something going on or

sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

Oh godDAMN it

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

As soon as I saw their tank I thought of you! I posted more pictures of the bugs and reptiles I saw.

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

Update! The bright green lizard is a plumed basilisk, also known as a Jesus lizard because they can run on top of water for short distances. I saw them on my Costa Rica trip in 2009!

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

4/4 (sorry for previous typo)

Hi would you like to touch my bearded dragon

Time for a snack in the food court!

...oh

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

3/3

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

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A display of skulls on top of a lizard tank

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 2d

1/? Today I went to the Santa Fe Bug and Reptile Museum, which is located in our bustling outlet mall! Descriptions in alt text.

The constant jostling got old and I had to park really far away

Sign for the Santa Fe Bug and Reptile Museum

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 3d

@mgcoco.bsky.social I told him to say hi to you

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 3d

Boy, this is WEIRD. It looks like insulation inside! I don't taste pistachio at all, unfortunately. Interesting taste and texture, but too sweet even for me, which is saying something. Glad I tried it, but I wouldn't repurchase unless it was super cheap.

sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, time to give this a try!

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, I got the impression he'd done it before. I wonder if that's his fetish or something 🤮

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 3d

I couldn't see his phone but it was 100% porn noises. She excused herself and went over yelling "No. Absolutely not. Out!" and he started whining about how he had the right to watch whatever he wanted and she said "Yeah, at HOME, so go there. Out!"

I tipped double cause damn

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 3d

Got my hair cut and my stylist had to pause halfway through to kick out a guy in the waiting area who was watching porn at TOP VOLUME on his phone

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 4d

- Played a lot of RE: Village and I no longer want to be stepped on by Big Vampire Mommy SHE IS GODDAMN TERRIFYING WHY DO I PLAY GAMES WITH ENEMIES YOU CAN'T FUCKING KILL THEY WRECK MY BLOOD PRESSURE AUUUGHHH

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sairentohiru @sairentohiru.bsky.social · 4d

- Reading The Exorcist. It's 50+ years old and reads like it, but some of the scenes are still pretty shocking. Semi-related: The Exorcist III is genuinely one of the scariest movies I've ever seen. I still wonder if the nurse inspired Lisa Garland from Silent Hill.

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