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Sam Avery

@samaverycomedy.com

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Scouser. Comedian. Evertonian. 2025/26 tour THUNDERSTORM onsale now! samaverycomedy.com/shows

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 9h

Didn’t have ‘Zack Polanski comments on your FB post’ on my 2025 bingo card.

Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 23h

Hope and equality? Not for me, ta.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 1d

Someone just tried to insult me by calling me a ‘lefty scouser’.

Thanks 👍

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 3d

New episode of Taproom Tramps every Friday.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 4d

Did you see the chocolate bar?! 🤣

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 5d

Had a great time in the USA 🇺🇸

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 7d

EUSTON TANNOY: Customers are reminded not to run at any time

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 7d

I refuse to go onstage without a pink couch 🤣

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 8d

If Britain was a house party

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 9d

Forest fan on front row of my show tonight told me he was avoiding the result so he could watch it when he got home. He must be watching it right now. Poor fecker.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 9d

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 10d

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 10d

Well that was quite the experience! Quick trip to NYC to host a fundraising gala, then back to Blighty for shows in Bristol, Southend and Cambridge this weekend 💪🤓 (where I will NOT be dressed in a tux, soz)

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 10d

‘Who is that fat bastard?’

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 10d

Imagine a revenge movie starring Liam Neesan where he tracks down and incarcerates all the PPE crooks from the pandemic.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11d

‘You can identify as anything nowadays’

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11d

Bodyguards

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11d

Gig in NYC baby! ♥️

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11d

5 Live news just led with a piece about Starmer's speech at the Labour conference and the ONLY clip they played was NIGEL FARAGE'S RESPONSE.

Balanced.