I know I’m hot and fat. I get that makes you confused and angry because you’re attracted to me. I promise if you work on your mommy issues you won’t be as upset about it and maybe you can even find yourself a plus size baddie. It won’t be me though, because I’m married 💁🏼♀️
One thing about me is I will turn oranges into orange juice. You give me 15 and a diet soda and I can teach myself how to do almost anything. In the same day I’ll repair dry wall, make and can jam, sew a dress, and build a garden bed.
Buying all that prepper gear was a waste. Until our town gets hit with an insane storm and we lose power for who knows how long and I’ve been charging my phone, listening to the radio, having lights on all over, and have a fan… honestly I should probably get a back up rechargeable fan to have more
