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Sam
@sammetcalf.bsky.social
170 followers 180 following 550 posts
Journalist. Don't believe in cod.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 1d
It’s what she would’ve wanted, tbh.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 1d
A quick catch up on my emails tells me that I became so refreshed at my Nana’s funeral wake on Monday that I ordered a dark blue velvet suit online from my bed in a three-star (pushing it, tbh) hotel bed at 11.45pm.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 3d
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 4d
Fella next to me on the train has just sent some poor bugger a work-based 15-minute voice message.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 6d
It’s all very well coming up with your endless fan-led tedious podcast episodes, but sometimes you have to leave it to the professionals for deep dive analysis.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 7d
You wouldn’t get this kind of quality advice from, umm… whoever is a pop star these days.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 8d
You’re nothing if not cheap.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 12d
It makes my head hurt to think that there isn't a library in every primary school already. #thenews
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 12d
These look expensive. You could say... ahem... THAT YOU'D PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR THEM!!!!!1111!!!!!One!!!

(Also: is that baked beans?)
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hand on his face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hand on his face .
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 12d
Inevitable you’d get into golf eventually.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 13d
Some instinctive marketing from the Co-op. #flowersandcans
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 16d
@leonhobbes.bsky.social Beautiful
Away kit. Makes me want to go and buy a doughnut
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 18d
This is like my lad trying to explain his GCSE maths homework to me.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18d
Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19d
Tapped in to seal the points.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19d
Absolute psychopaths.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19d
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19d
Dairy me, sorry to (yog)hurt your feelings.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 19d
You look like half a pint of semi-skimmed.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 22d
DO NOT try and tell me there’s nothing on the telly these days.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 23d
Christ, the mad old fascist is the same colour as that carpet.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 25d
Great stuff from @codalmighty.bsky.social today, ahead of tonight’s big match.

www.codalmighty.com/site/ca.php?...
Cod Almighty - the Grimsby Town fanzine
www.codalmighty.com
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 29d
Fairs, as the teenagers say.
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 29d
“BREAKING NEWS - Look at this twat”
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Sam @sammetcalf.bsky.social · 29d
Another new low.
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