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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes I don't get why I'm so tired but then I forget I have to make up a new music number with dance routine to make myself but on trousers every fucking day.

#adhd

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 3d

Grief is weird part two: I miss my friend like a profound unending chasm that will never go away.
But also, I use the microwave he gave me ten years ago to reheat my supermarket pizza.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 12d

Modern finishes isn't a flex if the building is less than ten years old 🤨

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 12d

😮😮😮😮 how dare you!
I mean, statistically they do last longer than the one week of the month where I'm a tolerable human so, there's that.

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 12d

I keep updating my apps in the hope that my #focusfriend has a new room to decorate but so far senor potat is a two room kind of guy. Never has my phone been so up to date #unintendedconsequence

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 12d

Me using this post as a makeshift cycle tracking app.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Aug 13

I keep hearing people talking about being in the luteal phase of their cycle which is odd because as far as I'm aware the phases are;

Perverse insatiable shag goblin
Bawling cheese void
Stabatha Christie
And, normal me, for one week only.

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · 26d

Just misread factory farms and factory fems and I'm like, oh, like Rosie the riveter?

So that's the brain I'm taking to the world today I guess.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sometimes I think about the atoms in my body which could theoretically be anything and I'm like, I'm sorry you have to be knee for a bit.

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Sep 3

Guys will literally pluck you upside down from the obscurest place as if they won at thrifting and then some time later be like, ew ew this dream girl has all manic pixie bits in it!

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ok, next season of muster dogs they're all site dogs for tradies?

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Aug 20

Now and then, unprompted, I remember the time that people in yoga class thought I must never be in pain because I'm so flexible. 😂🥹😭

#hypermobile #adhd #migraine #pain

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Aug 13

I keep hearing people talking about being in the luteal phase of their cycle which is odd because as far as I'm aware the phases are;

Perverse insatiable shag goblin
Bawling cheese void
Stabatha Christie
And, normal me, for one week only.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jul 21

I assume what this is is grief but my friend died 4 months back and I feel like he gave me his ADHD on top of mine and now I have it double and I'm tired.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jul 10

Wow, I didn't think I had a single thing in common with Epstein but turns out we're both terrible at making lists!

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jul 10

Bout to go in another meeting where they don't even care what my favourite gif is. It is this one and you're welcome.

a green pomeranian dog is standing in front of a colorful rainbow .

Alt: a green pomeranian dog is standing in front of a colorful rainbow, the colours pulsate and glitter. It is awesome.

media.tenor.com

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jul 10

Starting to think either I don't know what filigree is or AFI don't.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jul 8

Things I shouldn't be left in charge of; being the first one to the button on a public transport door. I have never done this before, I have forgotten the concept door, I, oh, there it goes, false alarm again.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jul 4

That ADHD thing where yesterday I did two big meetings and a bunch of emails and now everyone thinks I'm going to be able to do that again today instead of making myself the shape of a rock in my bed for twelve hours.

Ngl this is the part where I feel a bit disability about the whole thing.

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Mar 25

Two available tones of essay;
1.Outwith contractual responsibility, ethical responsibility is equally important..

2.If on our second date you said you had a puppy and on date six you turned out not to have a puppy that's a pretty shit vibe, hey?

(Essay on building contract selection)

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Feb 21

Feels like when they get you to click I am human instead of I am not a robot that's a bit too much pressure actually.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Feb 19

Hot tip - can't have a mid life crisis if the crisis state is persistent and ongoing.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Feb 3

Oh no, I started caring about this at some point and now I want to do a year of Wordle wins.

sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jan 26

This take is so old as to be the temperature of leftovers at the back of an ADHD fridge, but;
Peter Capaldi is wildly underrated as the doctor and this is not just me being Scottish.

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jan 22

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sarahmadethis.bsky.social @sarahmadethis.bsky.social · Jan 13

In a good way, right?

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