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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · 14d

"You look like an apple > android person."
Why don't you just insult me directly like a fucking adult.

Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · 29d

Everybody wants a sprawling, 5 story library until you understand what it takes to climb that rolling ladder in your billowing nightgown.

Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you have a big bruiser country bitch on your team, don't take them for granted. If you have brawling butch girl's girl, don't call them for help unless you NEED it. Cuz if you call me for something frivolous, I may not come when you call me for something serious 😬

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Sep 5

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Sep 4

One time I was at a grand dinner party in Italy. In my earnest effort to immerse myself in the language/culture I accidentally said:
"Ho pesciato un salmone "
(I pissed a salmon)
I meant to say:
"Ho pescato un salmone"
I fished a salmon 😬
Couldn't figure out why everyone went silent..🦈

Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Raven Lane @ravenlanexx.bsky.social · Aug 26

It’s actually scary how much stress and anxiety can affect health and over all quality of life

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 26

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 25

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 23

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Breezie @breeze420.bsky.social · Aug 17

"The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention."

-Khalil Gibran

a look across the wetlands with water followed by bushes with several bare trees.

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 17

Have you ever met a cis hetero man who was a pillow princess? Peak capitalism. 💔🥲 #peakcapitalism #patriarchy #heteronormativity #pillowprincess #tragicallyheterosexual

Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 17

I think I my booty is big cuz my passion is stored there.

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 16

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 16

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 15

I am very much into the following as of late:

-referring to sex as "monkeying around"

-calling people "hillbilly" as a teasing form of endearment

-following extremely risky, unhinged jokes with "just kidding!"

Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 14

Oh shid I got a front wedgie 😬😇

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 13

Idk who needs to hear this, but if a provider's rates, booking requirements, or boundaries don't work for you, you can just keep looking for someone compatible? Do you go to Café Italia and verbally abuse them because they don't serve a Starbucks caramel "macchiato?" #fssw #commonsense #irl304s

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 8

Note to self: DO NOT smoke weed with kegel exercise balls inserted. I nearly shot a hole in the floor #kegels #nsfw #sexualhealth #pelvicfloorhealth

Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 6

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 4

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Aug 3

I'll be hosting at salon Jasmine til 5 am #fssw #irl304s #nsfw

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Sasha Roan @sasharoan.bsky.social · Jul 12

*my eyes retract into their sockets to push your dick down my throat like a frog swallowing its prey*