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Christopher XL Long

@satanismylifecoach.bsky.social

1.3K followers 390 following 220 posts

Mayor of planet Cheese, father, singer/song writer at Dead Lazlos Place, artist, author, intellectual Adonis, dude with a guitar.

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Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · 3d

Happy freaking Halloween people. Stay safe and be evil.

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · 3d

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...

Stop streaming ICE recruitment ads NOW!

The Trump administration has funneled billions of dollars into these dystopian ICE recruitment ads. Meanwhile, cities are being terrorized by ICE agents who are running rampant with abuses of power, s...

sign.moveon.org

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · 26d

Trump is a paedophile and a traitor release the Epstein files

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 21

Charlie Kirk is a closet case. On the down low

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 20

Fuck Charlie Kirk. Fuck ICE. Fuck MAGA. Fuck the GOP. Fuck Disney

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 14

Trump is a Nazi paedophile. Release the Epstein files

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 10

Nazi POS Charlie Kirk shot! Let's hear it for the2nd amendment

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 9

No Trump. No KKK. No Facist USA. Fuck MAGA. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 7

Happy football day. Go Raiders

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Sep 6

Eat the rich. Arm the poor. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck MAGA. #newsom28

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Aug 21

Canckles McTacotits. Lol

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Aug 20

Guess what? It's fucking hot out

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Aug 18

There's a big difference between being dumb and being stupid!

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Aug 4

Everything tastes better with melted cheese on it

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Aug 2

I don't care who's in it so release the Epstein files

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 25

Twitter (X) can suck my balls. Fuck Musk

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 24

Woke AF and armed

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 24

Just in case you think I've lost my edge. #sodomisegod.#trumpisputinsbitch, #dudewantstofuckhisdaughter#nazibitch

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 24

It's time to prosecute these people for their anti-American bullshit. #hangthegop, #traitorssuckcock, #trumpisputinsbitch

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 24

Sometimes you just gotta stab a motherfucker. With a pencil. In the face. #fuckthem #no.2fun

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 24

We got a rapist pedo as President and a couch fucker for VP?

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 23

Fuck Trump with a broken wine bottle. I'll buy

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 20

Just in case you forgot, fuck Elon Musk. Nazi wonder kid. Pig. Deadbeat dad. Racist pig. Let's make sure he becomes the poorest person on the planet.

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 19

Donald Trump is Valdemort.

Christopher XL Long @satanismylifecoach.bsky.social · Jul 18

Trump is a fucking Nazi. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck MAGA. Fuck the GOP

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