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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 21m

taylor swift is wearing a striped jacket and a gold jacket and is holding her hand to her chest .

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 7h

a cartoon character with a plant growing out of it 's head and the words cuteness overload below it

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 7h

a picture of a man with the words i lived through the black plague and i had a pretty good time during that

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 11h

Dear @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social: Your headline writer misspelled "Bloated Tyrant Egotist Throws Tantrum After Failing to Win Peace Prize While Threatening to Invade Neighbors and Deploying Military Against Own Citizens."

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White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump

A spokesman says the Nobel Committee placed "politics over peace" in awarding the coveted award to Venezuela's opposition leader.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 12h

His name is Hex, aka Hex-Hex Megapaws, Lord High Boopschnooticus, or - for short - Boopers.

Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 12h

I'm perfectly aware of this, as is anyone who reads my wall on the regular. I've been posting about this shit for months. This particular post is a break from it. Please do not spam it. Thank you.

Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 13h

These people couldn't care less about girls and young women being abused when the abusers are "men of power" they adore. The whole Epstein/ groomer thing is just a club they use on Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, progressive celebrities, and trans women. Otherwise, it's just "boys being boys."

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 13h

a man is standing in a room with a fire coming out of it .

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 13h

He did. That's a gift of food.

Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 15h

This little fucker wakes me up around 5:00 a.m. almost every day.

He's lucky he's so adorable.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 16h

a girl is hugging a stuffed animal from monsters inc .

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 17h

It's not real. Bad Photoshop job. Look at the placement of hands and limbs. Yes, Trump's guilty as fuck. Circulating fake images, however, undermines our credibility. Please don't.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 17h

Making their boss lady proud.

Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 17h

Oh, no! I'm so sorry. *hugs*

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 17h

Thank you. He excels at adorableness.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 18h

Oh, cats can be needy as fuck too. They just act like they're all independent an' shit.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 18h

I'm sorry. Losing our animal companions is often harder than losing human ones. 💜😭🫂

a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 18h

I love dogs too, so long as I don't have to take care of them.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 19h

That's one of the things that makes it awesome to have a cat love you. Cats are wary about who they choose to trust.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 21h

a cartoon character with a plant growing out of it 's head and the words cuteness overload below it

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 21h

The only one of our four who bites is the one we adopted (or rather, who adopted us) as a feral kitten. And even she bites only when she's overstimulated.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 21h

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 22h

Aw! Thanks for doing that. And you're absolutely right. Our Pixel - adopted the same day as Hex - clearly had a rough start*. Now, though, he's the sweetest cat I've ever met. And he and Hex have always gotten along well, too.

* Yes, he has one eye. No, we're not sure what happened to him.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 1d

"A personal guarantee" from a dude infamous for lying, cheating and gaslighting his way through life.

That's awesome.

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon cat with a unicorn horn on its head says awwwwww .

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