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Sausage Patty

@sausagepatty.bsky.social

920 followers 1.9K following 2.7K posts

Gay porn and himbos mainly but also dumb thoughts running in my head, some global situations, baking, cats, plants etceterah, etceterah, erceteraaah

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · Apr 20

If I follow you for plants, gardening, baking, current state of US politics, etc, etc…

DO NOT FOLLOW BACK! The rest is gay porn. Unless that’s what you’re into

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 6h

I know and looks like they still make em. Dollar General and Walmart have em

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 6h

This may show my age but I still say those no name brand peanut butter candies wrapped in orange and black paper are the superior Halloween candy

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

I need to get tf outta here

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

By god. It’s finally clear

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Most have this tshirt

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Really think it works both ways. Molasses cookies soothe my thoughts all the time.

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

I can relate to your dilemma. Moving to Atlanta in a few months which means there is so much to do. Mental health is shot.

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

So GOOD!

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Hmm interesting

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 2d

The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP

You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670

Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem

If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?

You’re doing their dirty work.

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

STOP FUCKING LYING YOU PIECES OF SHIT!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.

SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Yummy cakes

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Ok “partici…pation” was chefs kiss

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah

Bernard @farmerb28.bsky.social · Sep 16

Rt if you’re letting me throat you. I want my balls bouncing on your chin #gay #bwc #hairy
#men #onlyfans

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Nice fat dick 🤤

Bernard @farmerb28.bsky.social · 3d

Rt if you’re hopping on 😈 #gay #men #bwc #onlyfans #hairy

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d

Came here to say the same; racism and sexism

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KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 2d

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 2d

Example: I have a gloryhole and promote it on Sniffies, grindr, etc. There is another dude who does the same. He’s hmu before to ask if a certain profile had visited me. I could tell he was not happy with my answer. Freak. One of my reg guys said this dude is pissed I get the attention that I do 🤷

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 4d

A small home project that I put off doing for 10 years took me all of 30 minutes to accomplish just now 😑

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 4d

It’s nothing but children running the fed government. Dangerous children.

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 5d

Let me let me let me!

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 5d

You need someone eating that out of your hole. I volunteer!

Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 5d

Woohoo!!

WONDER → WOMAN [💯]
Raddle #246 • Oct 28, 2025

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Pirineu 🍑🔞 @pirineu.bsky.social · 6d

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