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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 2d

ohhhh i'm feeling some kind of way about how i may never get back into the same kind of art groove i had *checks calendar* a decade ago 💀

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Tuft 🧋💜🐻 wants to give you a BIG hug @tuft.bsky.social · 6d

mornin' wood

A digital illustration of my sona, Tuft, waking up with a boner, cumming with enough force to crater a wall. Text reads: YAAAAAWN

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 6d

fun to imagine him squeezing into a shirt & tie with *handwave* all that, and making trouble around the office floor

bumping into stuff, blocking corridors, cornering subordinates in their cubicles, squeezing into the elevator... and watch out if you get called into his office 👀

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 6d

it's important to note that the three (3) main situations i always land on with hyper kron are specifically:
- the cursed kron idol... 🛐
- apocalyptic god kron event... 😈
and,
- office boss kron overtime HR nightmare 💼🐐

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 6d

i blame king toastbug for enabling my "put some more" tendencies & allowing me to include "# of segmented body parts" as one of the metrics 🐛

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · Nov 10

BIG KING... 👑🐜✨

241110: a big fuzzy king toastbug sits back on this throne, enjoying his size & power. there are many small workers lined up ready to serve him.

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 6d

feeling pretty unhinged revisiting this after sleeping... my brain has purged the context of all the incremental adjustments that got him to this point (and beyond) so i'm just like... 🗿🆗

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

im fucking maniacal... im a cycle path

(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

🐐 he is gonna show the giraffe furries what's up...🦒💢

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

it's literally not even 😩💦 this one was from before i extended the canvas lol

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

main premise is that the goat piles on more & more bulk *vertically* until he's all weird & stretched out 🥴✨

eyes scanning down to follow big belly, except it just keeps on going and going... and by the time you get to his ass it's super obvious you've been staring for a while & he def noticed 👀💦

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

ok real quick here is an exclusive sample of one of the more reasonable layers 🙈 (#3 of a sequence of... ~9)

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

(yes) 🐑

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

it is so on the nose for a kron piece that i'd be like "well lemme actually draw this fat fuck so ppl can understand what i'm talking about" only to have him keep pushing my boundaries until i am simply too shy to post the result after >3h lol 💀

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

see, what's happening now is that i'm trying to adjust the ratio on either side, but the end result is that his total size just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and now the canvas is getting cramped 👁👁

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

these are challenging and non-standard shapes for me so it takes a lot of trial and error to figure things out...

currently battling with his tits / ass ratio 😩

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

also as a side note, for symmetry reasons you may wonder "what about hyper 🐏 lant? does he ever get a turn?"

well the short answer is, "no," but the slightly longer answer is "not physically"

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

i think of it like this:

if you saw a (non-macro) hyper fat 🐏 shon or hyper muscle 🐐 gant stompin around in public you'd be like "holy shit 👀 that guy's fuckin huge 🥺 wow"

for the hyper 🐐 kron case, you'd be more like "wtf is going on with him 😨 i'm scared. 🫣 we need to leave right now."

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · Apr 13

did someone say FAT 🐐 KRON?

no?? well it's time to start saying it. repeatedly 🛐✨

250412: dark goat kron has grown bigger, likely by dubious / supernatural means. he is seated on a suspicious fuzzy cushion in an enlightened & meditative pose, not unlike an occult idol, and has a long graying beard.

his belly is huge and round, and spilling over his entire lap, while his upper body is comparatively quite scrawny -- except his neck, which is like 2x longer and thicker than his chest for some reason.

how do you even get shaped like that dude

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

yesterday i did a few rough sketches of increasingly large 🐐 kron shapes... something shifted

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · Jun 23

240507 -- the antons have established an "office" setting, in which they apparently conduct some kind of business.

there are many such specialized corners within the greater imaginary scapetoast clone world, covering all sorts of professions & genres. the scenarios we see are only a small fraction!

the four anton components all dressed up and wearing ties for office work.

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 8d

🐐🏃‍♂️: excuse me
🐐😈: 👁 👁
🐐🏃‍♂️: 💥

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · Jul 7

that's all the kron content (krontent) i have to share for now...

please enjoy this "goat coat" image in the meantime

231118: kron wearing a very large & villainous fur coat. not pictured: i am pointing at this image irl and saying "gender" out loud

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 8d

i feel like i have not drawn enough clothed pictures of 🐐 kron to really establish why he dresses Like That

the core idea is that he's a suspiciously wealthy charlatan occultist with matching pseudo-religious quack wardrobe. he really thinks it makes him look like an enlightened authority figure...

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 10d

no please! stop. *GLASS SHATTERING* oh my god.

🪨🐐🌉

REAL footage of 🐐 kron about to DESTROY a glass bridge with a fuckign ROCK.... why would he do this??

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