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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 16h

If people went to the effort of making them, then somebody’s gotta watch them, goddammit.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22h

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 22h

Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 1d

Indeed. There are something like 260 million voting age citizens of the USA. If the pool is that big, the odds are strongly against nazi tattoo guy being the last great hope.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 1d

A cautionary tale about having too many feckless gormless toadies in one place at the same time if ever there was one

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me about it

David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll put some alcool in the punch. Name your bathroom.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately for her, there’s only so much lucre in melting down fire trucks.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

Down side: soooo much whisking
Up side: soooo much butter

David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

If you have a specific bathroom and time in mind, I’ll bring the punch

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

10-ish would be a reasonable number to rent a sheet of curling ice

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

Keith, have you fallen recently?

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

53 orbits around the sun and I’ve finally gotten around to making bearnaise sauce. I’ve clearly misused some of those orbits.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 2d

It’s October. Even the Leafs can win in October.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 3d

If the rest of it is anything like the stretch of it west of the 540 that I’m familiar with, it’s gotta be in with a shot

David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 5d

Silly enough to haves what zey call ze joie de vivre in an outrrrageous french haccent?

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 6d

“Islanders are proud of our province’s reputation for transparency, fairness, and community trust…”. Dude, the news of the nonexistent IRAC report was literally last week. That reputation (if it ever existed at all) is thoroughly in tatters now.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 6d

Not to defend the truck in any way, but a current model Civic sedan is also 18 cm longer, 13 cm wider, and 139 kg heavier than its 2005 self.

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Matt Stickland @landofsticks.bsky.social · 6d

Cutting taxes makes life affordable and you can tell because we've been cutting taxes for 40 years and life has never been more affordable.

The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 6d

Carney hints at easing corporate tax burden in budget

PM acknowledges Canada’s corporate tax system is ‘absolutely not’ competitive

www.theglobeandmail.com

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 7d

And the Barenaked Ladies are - as the name proves - female musicians who perform in the nude

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 8d

Driving can actually be fun, but I’ll 100% give you “commuting by car”

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 9d

Only one appropriate course of action in that situation - gather a crowd an applaud thunderously when they’re done

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 9d

If you put them in a bag labelled “compost” I hear they disappear right quick

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 9d

I think the most revealing thing about these folks is that they literally cannot conceive of the idea of doing something for its own sake. I think that’s why they’re so collectively miserable

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 12d

Ours are booked for Sunday, though a sudden extenuating circumstance may mean only I can go.

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David Ross @schemingdespot.bsky.social · 12d

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