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Go girl give us nothing. Genuinely 90% complaints and hornyposting. Not for the faint of heart. I’m not joking. I WILL wall your feed. 🔞 Can be bribed with Illidan porn
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I'll probably slap a "hey there's poarn here" label somewhere once I get enough people but this is you warning (actionable) that I am 1) rather horny 2) like to post horny
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Like noodling for a particularly large breasted, avian catfish
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In unsurprising news to get me out of my dank hole you just need to post about Elf Elon Musk
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He’s a car crash of a living being and it’s fun watching it behind 3 proxies and a blast shield.
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God bless I love Nightjar that sounds hilarious (but frustrating). I write Illidan with my warlock and Az is just so poorly socialized Illidan is driven up a wall over intent and convinces himself backing down is “losing”. There is a body count. And above all Illidan insists he’s not owned.
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Oh hiiii same! I want to say it was mostly built by the Blood Elves and everyone else using it saw the benefits.
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Adding on to it I wanna say he found out he’s quasi-immortal due to it. He died of dehydration and just stared at his dead body for a bit before realizing the Implications.

Also I’m like. nuts and have like 6 separate interpretations of my fav and this cunt is no exception. Have fun I love watchin
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lmao this one is funny because I 10000% think he is way too fixated on Tyrande and needs to convince himself, have a few mental breakdowns, and be stressed to hell to consider touching someone else. The “lucky” person needs to be “worthy” of him. He’d probably cry.
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I HC he lost the sense of hunger/thirst due to the torture! So when he remembers to do it he just goes ham. Dude is a party boy at heart… just makes it look like he’s above it all and very chadly about it (he will take that umbrella in his drink thank you)
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Put a camera in Az’s face and he’s both going to bite and play up to it. Lykaios immediately showing his fuck palace. Janus demonstrating his inventions and also how the word glaive means different things in human and kaldorei terms
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The group chat likening his house to Cribz/Real World/Desperate Houselves and I’m snorting laughing at work
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His mate has a remote control homunculus Az works on. Lykaios is constantly skulking about (with his partners). Janus and his bird have a workshop. Raith lives there with Jocasta. The Shadowmoon love the massive library and Sheloska visits from time to time! Maekir has his office there!
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He can’t change what the place stood for him in the past but he sure as fuck can change it. He probably really had shit hit when he was alone but now its going to be soooo much more lively and it’d be hard to remember the past.
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His mate has a remote control homunculus Az works on. Lykaios is constantly skulking about (with his partners). Janus and his bird have a workshop. Raith lives there with Jocasta. The Shadowmoon love the massive library and Sheloska visits from time to time! Maekir has his office there!
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I’m kinda happy with how Az’s manor is developing. He completely remodeled it to divorce it as much as he could from his memories (it still grates sometimes). But he’s filling it full of people he actually cares about. There is the angle of horror, bearing his past… but
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Oh I feel this in my bones. Though I tend to be fine initiating and then over time become convinced I am bugging people or they just aren’t interested in what I do. I’m trying to be better but there’s an edge when your anxieties have a voice
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scroling into my 2020-2021 art is like a flashbang. I did get better I just hope it don't take 4 more years lmao
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This is like. The third time I've drawn him in this dress lmao.

And his husband can't even see him in it...
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questionable loyalties aside that Azshara knew how to dress
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I can't see the word setback now without thinking of Kaelthas so. this beamed in my brain.
BirdThing holding a bird staff with gold hair taped to his brow. And verdant spheres
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Obligatory "hey look what I got" post
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I feel like being selfish and keeping a plot thread for Az I planned but I'll have to see what the people I majorly rp with think.

Anyways I'm gonna cry in a corner for 4 hours now.
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I didn't get in.
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Finished my application for college. Wish me luck.
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Writing: ohhh this is going so well, this is so good, I’m getting words out, I like this scene, I like the dialogue, I’m having a good time

Editing:
“This shit… is so ass”
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I like to think he only really wins melee by being fel-charged and just hacking and slashing until something is dead. 0 skill behind it. He likely got most his ability sparring with Sunfury commanders (who actually knew how to fight) and just bluffing his way around "ah yes I let you win" sorta beat