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schwarziest.bsky.social
Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · Feb 6
Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
Protest sign that says: Narcissistic Obnoxious Treacherous Racist Untruthful Manipulative Petty AF!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Cheer up, Chicago! We still have the Bears and Hawks!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Dodgers in 5.
Someone wins the ALCS.
Dodgers in 6.
Because the baseball gods love to laugh at us.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
GODDAMMIT WTF WHERE DID YOU LOSE YOUR BATS?
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
"There's been something special brewing all season here" no they were ass until July.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Oh god SHUT UP ALREADY!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
I'm gonna barf. #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
#Cubs comeback is coming. I believe it.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Three to one, worst lead in sports.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Getting beaten by Andrew Vaughn is fucking embarrassing.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Fucking Contreras of course.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
Craig really doesn't trust Shota at all. #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
TOUCHDOWN #ILLINI NOW DO THAT 4 MORE TIMES!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
How that was not DPI I don't understand? #Illini
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1d
#Illini are a second half team.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Now, please win in 9, #Cubs!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry, Tigers fans. That is rough, but what an effort.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Good for you, Mariners! It's about fucking time!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Ok, something stupid is about to happen.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Oh look, two men on with no outs. I wonder whose ineptitude will end this half inning.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Now they're just pulling guys from the crowd to pitch.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
I have day drinking to do tomorrow so wrap this up, already.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
By GAWD, that's Michael Jordan's music.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
I can't imagine going through this as a fan of the Mariners or Tigers and not having any alcohol. #BarfCryAndDie
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
Thoughts and prayers to the fans at the game who have been without beer for about 5 innings now.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 2d
I will absolutely #BarfCryAndDie