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@schweg.xyz

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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@schwegler, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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schweg @schwegler.lol · 23d

late stage capitalism is being nostalgic for early-late stage capitalism

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1h

realizing a seasonal themes is changing, so now i have to go back to that avatar generator i made my profile pic in and make it wear like a sweater or some shit

and, you'd think that I'd bookmark it by now... but no, i have to search for 'popular avatar generators' and re-find it each and every […]

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Mic(hell)e @aphelion.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 1h

I put the try in poetry

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ianthe's inferno 🏴🇧🇿⚽️ @yaya.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2h

OK if I haven't posted evidence that I got up and got the milk out the fridge in the next 5 minutes you can all order a precision airstrike to my exact location

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 3h

lethal kinetic strike is also what i call it when i shotgun a pepperoni pizza

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Bony Skeletino 💀 @notalegalrecord.net · 21h

there is a hole in my brain where knowledge of how to arrange a table place setting goes

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Scary Jerry 👻👻💀🎃 @jerry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d

I’m sure the Azure outage was definitely not caused by an MS employee needing a break from Teams

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 21h

you compare these two numbers and, ostensibly, everything i post is seen by More people over there... but you wouldn't know it from the interactions

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 1d

I'd like you to show me ANY U.S. journalism coverage of this report that mentions the electorate's beliefs (especially what dems stand for) are primarily being shaped by a massive and hugely effective right wing propaganda campaign across AM radio, local broadcast TV, cable, and the internet

The far left have taken control of the Democratic party platform, and it’s turning voters off

Research reveals a disconnect between Democratic elites and voters, and recommends that the party shift away from far-left issues and focus on affordability and public safety.

www.foxnews.com

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 23h

never forget

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

"breaking: president acknowledges the constitution bars him from running for third term" It Is Depressing As Fuck That This Is Fucking News

toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

https://letterboxd.com/schwglr/film/may-december/

A ★★★★★ review of May December (2023)

I don't think we have enough hot dogs.

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

I don't think we have enough hot dogs.

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115446513688893757

i did
and i did

toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 3d

hopefully gonna watch scary movies with a cute boy tonight and jump in his arms like scooby-doo when i get scared

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 3d

lesbians are the only acceptable people to find love on a shitposting site, men just shouldn't even be allowed to DM

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 3d

inviting my NSA agent to give my eulogy

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

Post Honey Bunches of Oats ergo Propter Honey Bunches of Oats

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schweg @schwegler.lol · 14d

grass-fed labubu

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 10d

start a cult they said
it’ll be easy they said

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 10d

'this would fix me'

and it's just living walking-distance to a grocery store

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schweg @schwegler.lol · 21d

my baby boy rose is sleepy

#catsofmastodon #cats #rose #sleepytime

A content tabby cat with closed eyes is resting on a textured surface. Its fur features distinct stripes, and a portion of its white belly is visible.

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schweg @schwegler.lol · 23d

late stage capitalism is being nostalgic for early-late stage capitalism

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Man decomposing with style @praxiscode.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 1d

It's not DNS
There's no way it's DNS
It was DNS

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

i know most of my bsky peeps dipped, but i'm still having more fun in the fediverse than i've had over there in a long while

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 1d

No Bad Blood: A History of 2SLGBTQIA+ Blood and Plasma Donations in Canada is a new digital exhibition from @arquives.ca.

In response to the 1980s AIDS epidemic, strict restrictions were placed on blood donation.

In 2022, donor eligibility changed to sexual behaviour rather than orientation.

Poster for The ArQuives' digital exhibit No Bad Blood: A History of 2SLGBTQIA+ Blood and Plasma Donations in Canada.

The poster is coloured in red, black, and white, with a button that says "end the blood ban, canadian federation of students," and features the link to the digital exhibition site (digitalexhibitions.arquives.ca), and the funders for the project, Canadian Blood Services and Wisdom2Action.

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toyotathon @schweg.xyz · 1d

with ass of thick and brain of smooth

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