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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2h

[🔞 KOTH yaoi, john giving dale a butthole massage. bottom!Dale.]

Become woke to side!John. Yep. It's that kind of party.

#nsfwart #sanchdiego

Black and white sketch page of John Redcorn giving Dale Gribble a prostate massage with fingers in Dale's butt. The right side of the sketch has a panel of Dale greeting John at his trailer door. Dale holds up a slip of paper, and happily says "Nancy got me a coupon for the migraine special!". John looks at Dale with a concerned expression. The larger sketch that takes up most of the page is a spread looking up at Dale face down in a massage bed, with his face poking out the head hole. Dale is crying and drooling and yells out "GAH!" with his glasses and backwards hat still on. John looms over Dale with his face darkened, shirtless with his vest and jeans still on, one hand pushing down Dale's neck and the other hand curled around Dale's butt. There's action lines coming from the finger's in Dales' butt.

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2h

One thing abt mastodon that IDK how i would fix: people can start having their own convos on your post. Like they just untag your @ and start talking in your comments abt you.

I don't really want notifications in that case cuz most of the time its people tagging randos to cringe at you. But […]

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 21h

@andyandy EVEN BETTER!! they can keep a polaroid in their wallet too to show the taxi drivers <3

yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 21h

@andyandy khkhkh I should print them as polaroids, you're right! I'll send some to you too :3c Tell your partner it's your good distant relatives!

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 22h

This is middle aged man yaoi (NOT old man yaoi, they're only 40 here. And only 50 in s14.. they gotta be 55+ and getting AARP benefits to be oold #gatekeeping) BUT this too is yuri to me.

I'm not joking. Gal pals can hold hands and hug and kiss and maybe even go on dates when they're kids. But […]

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 22h

"Alley Guys" is what Hank named their beer so this is the foursome ship name to me 😊 I'm glad Dale has very good friends so he doesn't go full Unabomber.

#kingofthehill #yaoi #art

High School football versions of Boomhauer, Hank Hill, and Bill Dauterieve kissing Dale Gribble on the head. Boomhauer says "Dang ol', mwah". The text above them reads "Everyone loves me <3 because I have 50 undiagnosed mood and personality disorders".

The same alley guys, but 25 years later so they're all middle aged and balding and fat. Dale smiles while only Bill and Boomhauer kiss him on either side of his bald head. Dale says "Yayy<3" while Boomhauer says "Dang ol' MWAH!". Hank is in the background holding a beer can, nervously smiling while saying "Uh, yep. It's that kind of party".

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 1d

[Insect reproduction anatomy Nooticing]

https://serpentsquiggles.neocities.org/essays/bugfuck/mantis-dicks

this person did all the hard work of going through the paylocked scientific papers and staring at the diagrams for me . thank you one other person looking at bug pps online

so apparently […]

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 1d

[Insect reproduction anatomy Nooticing]

but why do cockroaches have 4 phalluses. why is one only a "psuedopenis" and not a penis-penis? why is one a "titilator", does that one not nut. what is the point even of male and female classifications in biology. Is it […]

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Step 1: Understanding Titillators
- Definition: Titillators are specialized structures found in male cockroaches.
- Function: They are rhythmically inserted into the female's genital chamber during copulation. This helps in the transfer of sperm.

Step 2: Understanding Pseudopenis
- Definition: The pseudopenis is another structure associated with male cockroaches.
- Function: It is involved in the mating process and is part of the male reproductive system.

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Box464 @bsky.box464.social · 2d

The GoToSocial post import tool, slurp, now supports BlueSky post and media imports, backdated and all. I even used a custom PDS.

I'll do a write up at some point.

The most suprising thing, which probably should not have been a surprise - all your BlueSKy […]

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mrnnki @mrnnki.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

doodled this a while ago and had to finish it because it made me cackle. finally was able to use Kishka the rat for something and I think that's neat

#rnnimg #oc #OriginalCharacter

Kishka (a gray rat with white markings) holding a kitchen knife in her mouth with a cartoony angry expression

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misc 🦌 @angelfeast.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

happy halloween month. i redid the closures for the shrinky dink reanimator earrings i made a couple years ago so it's easier to wear them with my tunnels. dr hill can hypnotize me anytime
#reanimator #reanimator1985 #handmadejewelry #fanart

hand-drawn and handmade earrings of dr carl hill's disembodied angry head from reanimator. there is a line of blood coming from his nose and mouth, and his head is surrounded by a green outline. there's stylized drops of blood coming from his neck and there is a dangling syringe half-full of green serum below each head. there is a black and white cat paw in the upper corner of the photo because poppy really wanted in on the action

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 1d

[Sims 4, shaneposting]

Dale is now breaking and entering into John's trailer and reading his mail while smelling like his own piss and shit with stink trails. He also peed in John's toilet before he left. I guess this is from the "nosy" trait.... that goes well with "paranoid".

Sims 4 screenshot of our dale sim looking through John's mailbox. His brown shirt is covered in green slime and dark spots.

yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 1d

we did this to build spongebob's house in minecraft, we shall be building gribble house in sims..

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 1d

Bless the good people who take 100 screenshots of fictional character's houses in order to 3d model them. Because now we are going to build the house in sims.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfyxOUGJxp4

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

[Thinking out loud about organizing art on my own site or ao3 or other non-social media places. end thought.]

But there's still some stuff I would rather not add after the fact, which is sudden violence/gore or other "need to warn" things LMAO like if you were looking at a series that's just […]

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

[Thinking out loud about organizing art on my own site or ao3 or other non-social media places.]

I really want to reorganize my personal art page:

https://scumsuck.com/art/

My order of command is:

- Medium
- ex: comics, animation, illustration, sculture
- Project
- ex: "sketches, concepts […]

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

[🔞 KOTH yuri sexo. Genderbend Nancy/Dale/John.]

Nancy is the one who knocks. the femme who tops.

#biggerbottom #nsfwart #yuri

Two panel sketch page of Nancy Gribble fingering girl Dale Gribble and girl John Redcorn. With Dale, she is above her on the living room couch and has her hand dug into Dale's jeans with her lip to Dale's ear. Dale is drooling and crying. With John, she is behind her with her crotch against John's butt, and with her hand dug into John's boxers. John has her eyes closed with her mouth open like that meme of "who's getting the best head"

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

We made new stuff for the store just in time for Hellaweenie!

https://store.scumsuck.com/

- Mystery packs of stickers, prints, and/or charms (in large and small!)
- A limited lunchbag of Rope Bunny and Kitty shibari charms n stickers
- SCUMbucket and […]

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NEW! on the SCUMSUCK STORE: Mystery packs. Random Selection of Stickers, Prints, Keychains, + more

Charm/Sticker bundle of Rope Bunny and Kitty

SCUMBUCKET and sculpture Stickers: Happy Halloween!

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Piotr Walicki 📸 🦅 @zvrt.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Bearded tits ♀️ +♂️ (Panurus biarmicus, 🇩🇪 Bartmeise, 🇵🇱 wąsatka).

#birds #birdphotography #birdsofmastodon #birdwatching #nature #naturephotography #vogelflausch #ptaki

A pair of adult bearded tits can be seen side-on, perched on stalks of reed and surrounded by a thicket. The male, with his distinctive moustache-like black feathers, is sitting on the bottom left stalk, while the female is sitting on the top right stalk.

From the front, a pair of adult bearded tits can be seen perched on reed stalks and surrounded by a thicket. The male, identifiable by his distinctive black moustache-like feathers, is sitting on the stalk at the bottom left, while the female is sitting in the gap between two reeds on the stalk at the top right.

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

Suggestive KOTH #artrec of the night:

Dale sucking a gun

https://www.tumblr.com/soup-the-zombie/796738899270647808?source=share

And based on canon Dale (spongebob song voice) tighty whities bondage […]

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

@cyrano i love these diy calming vests for them ghghgh they need a big hug to make them slow down!!

yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

The best Luanne moment is when she very confidently turns Buck down. She likes men her own age. Who love Jesus, but have fitness. And hair.

We've seen Luanne as a 18-21 yr old have several terrible relationships throughout the series, from same-age Buckley to […]

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Luanne helping Buck up from the floor after Buck proposes to her.

Luanne telling Buck no cuz she likes men her own age with fitness

Luanne telling Buck she likes men with hair.

Luanne looking worried holding her own hand to her torso cuz Buck ran out of her house stammering

yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

Extremely gay: Buck passes out, and Hank uses his jacket (with his name tag!!!) as a pillow for Buck. Then when Buck wakes up, he stares wistfully out of the window at Hank, and looks at Hank's nametag... Now what do two men look like polishing propane tanks […]

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Buck pressing his hand and face against a window, looking at Hank. Behind him is an employee of the month picture of him and Hank holding hands

Buck holds up Hank's jacket, and looks at the Hank name tag

Buck sitting down with Hank to polish propane tanks together on the floor, with a moody sunrise behind them

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

The whole episode has interesting themes of strange age-gap relationships. The B-plot is Bobby rizzing up grannies to mooch off their crumpets and tea (and hide from gym class), and it works cuz Bobby is a very wonderful and charming gentleman.

One of the […]

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Bobby Hill in a brown suit having tea with two older women. They say "Oh, Bobby, you are a delight".

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yung gribble @scumsuck.com · 2d

KOTH S7E17: The Good Buck

Buck Strickland crashes out and takes Luanne's bible study classes. The main character is Buck (crashing out), but it's a good Luanne episode!!!!

I like the little continuation of Joseph's crush from 5 seasons ago. I don't think […]

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Luanne in a bikini telling Joseph to jump in the pool for bible class while Buck looks mad

Joseph trying to rizz up Luanne with a dopey face while Buck looks upset at them

Luanne giving Joseph a fellowship hug for saying his bible verses good

Joseph says "oh boy" during the hug, while all the other guys (bill, hank, and buck) look on.

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