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Just trying to find a place where I might be able to see the actual things I follow in my feed. So far so good! Im loving the quality of my fellow sarcasm enthusiasts on here. It seems my mom was wrong and sarcasm can be used for good.

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · Sep 17

I know the world is a mess and i should read about the unfolding endtimes, yet....maybe its time to reread my Tolkien books again? Here's hoping there is a real life Frodo gonna quietly slip a copy of the Epstein files into the Mordor of congress.

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 18h

🤬🤬🤬🤬

Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 21h

The Trump administration has approved more oil and gas drilling across Alaska’s Arctic national wildlife refuge (ANWR), prompting widespread criticism from environmental conservation organizations. 🤬🤬🤬 #Ecocide #Insanity

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

White House approves increased oil and gas drilling in Alaska’s national wildlife refuge

National Petroleum Reserve lease sales and permitting for road through Izembek wildlife refuge were also approved

www.theguardian.com

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 18h

I keep it to remember not everybody is bat shit crazy.

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midnightsun49.bsky.social @midnightsun49.bsky.social · 20h

You did nothing for us you sack of lard

You took $25M from this village after years of planning

It will take an estimated $140M per village now to relocate them

You took sacred land

You are building a road no one wants

You are drilling when no one in Alaska wants more rigs

Fuck you 🖕🖕🖕

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 1d

I think it once was....and im not sure what happened to that? Here's hopin we get there soon.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 1d

It's time for them to finally listen to Jimmy Carter.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 1d

A very bigly huge margin.

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HLindalee🦋 @warriorgal.bsky.social · 1d

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 1d

Oh boy....and its officially way worse than i thought.

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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 2d

Team Canada is awesome: N.I.C.E. Agent welcomes US tourists in Canada 🇨🇦🤭💙

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

Does make one say hmmmmm. 🤔 There are really no well meaning reasons for that course of action. Best i can say for the options is stupidity. Second best would be unknowing tool. Then we get to the asset theory and it is downhill after that.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

I really hope we get to see the day that stops working. Pretty please with some democracy on top!

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

Oh absolutely! Pp himself doesnt bother me more than most mosquitoes, but the people behind him and the people blinded into thinking he is some sort of cure all to get rid of the "libtards" and swallowing all his lies like the very gospel, reallllllly scary!

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

So much villainy, so little time to recover from the last so much villainy.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

I am not at all sure, and there doesnt seem to be any way for us to know. Reporters just arent allowed to ask these important questions anymore.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

You and me both.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 2d

And give each taxpayer a sledgehammer turn which would greatly reduce bulldozing costs.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

True!

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

Well it is nice of them to arrest someone that actually did something wrong. Makes a nice change.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

Oh legal is so 2024. It sure is not. Alterations to that building are not done on a whim in what used to be reality. Colbert mentioned in his monologue that there was some sort of tech company dinner where they donated or were extorted into doing that for this travesty. Id research that but 🤮🤮🤮

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

Kick-em-in-the-balls room? Alas, there are female enablers so that would not always work. But i can see a line of white house tours ending in a bonus, you get to kick the bastards in the ballroom for what they have done to your country.

seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

😂😁

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Leftbobgolfer @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 4d

I know how we'll get them to come back, we'll fingerprint the bastards.

www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

Canadian snowbirds now required to provide fingerprints when entering U.S., officials say

Canadian snowbirds visiting the United States for more than a month are now required to provide fingerprints when crossing the border, CTV News has confirmed.

www.ctvnews.ca

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, because if Canada invades, we definitely would send the retirees to infiltrate. Its genius, and no one would suspect them as they gradually infect their neighbors with their stories of public healthcare and how they can go to the hospital without their checkbook!!! Radical ideas,crazy.

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seagullsteph.bsky.social @seagullsteph.bsky.social · 3d

20 years ago they did not have this technology. It certainly makes things quite a bit different than back then.