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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃

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All things me: https://SeanRFrazier.com Fantasy author. RESISTER, runner, gamer, What The Book? podcaster, and dork. Twelve cats in a trench coat. 🚫nazis 🚫maga 🚫kings https://linktr.ee/seanrfrazier He/Him

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · Oct 18

Because of all the SM fluctuations lately...

Hi, I'm Sean!

I write fantasy books and I like to make "your face" jokes.

I'm a runner, a gamer, and an absolute Halloween fanatic.

Sometimes I shoot arrows and play the guitar.

Inclusivity and kindness above all else.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 16h

Yam Tits historically has never truly followed through on the contracts he signs.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 20h

Unfortunately, unless we live in a cabin in the woods and do everything for ourselves, we can't. But we CAN live responsibly under capitalism by choosing how gets our money as often as we can.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 20h

I would like to be her friend.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 1d

If not playmate, why playmate shaped?

Olive is much the same way with Thor who, to her defense, sometimes plays with her and eggs her on.

But he's not a fan of her putting his entire head in her mouth.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 1d

Well, I can't say my Mage Breaker series was intended to be a "fuck the corrupt government" urban fantasy but, since I started writing the first one back during Yam Tits' first go around, it quickly morphed into that and hasn't looked back.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 1d

And Noodles just doing Noodles things.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 1d

Oof! Glad everyone is okay. That's a scary way to begin a day.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 1d

Hot damn I'm in!

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 2d

We live in a verdant wonderland.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 2d

Every night is a game of "Which cat or dog is lying on me in bed?"

This question often has multiple answers.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 3d

Oh, no you're totally right. I, too, find them comical.

Okay, maybe we're both messed up I dunno.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 3d

That's freaking fantastic, man! Congrats!

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 3d

That's a damn fine orthodontist office.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 3d

In fact, I just bought two "party size" bags of tortilla chips and a block of colby jack for this very purpose...

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 3d

The fact they take barely any time and effort to make but are damned delicious pushes all the right buttons.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 3d

Dumping shredded cheese on tortilla chips and microwaving it.

It's nachos, but really basic nachos I guess lol.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

I mean, Morbius pretty much should've convinced everyone, but here we are...

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

You deserve couch time!

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

For me it's "travesty" vs. "tragedy".

I've long since stopped correcting anyone because they are too numerous and it's just...screw it.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

And concepts of a plan.

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

Goddammit why do they keep casting this guy

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

Definitely DO NOT mention how the only people arrested on No Kings Day was magat deplorables.

Absolutely DO NOT keep making that public. You don't want to hurt their fragile, childlike feelings because they'll get upset and call you names.

But facts don't lie, so...

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

Hopefully soon!

Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

Sounds about right for their ilk--no real value or substance but still with the bravado of an idiot.

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Sean R. Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 @seanrfrazier.com · 4d

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.