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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 2h

True.
Very true!
In fact, they really do solve the unemployment problem,
but their own!
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The other problems?
They create them!

Alfred E. Neuman @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 10h

The Tao Of Alfred E Neuman

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 2h

True.
Very true!
In fact, they really do solve the unemployment problem,
but their own!
The other problems?
They create them!
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Years ago, a supporter of a local politician went around saying:
We know that politicians steal, but at least this one will come and spend his money here.
his? our money!

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 3h

Things work differently here.

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, the inspiration was clearly "Andy Warhol"; his name is in the caption.
I was playing with the colors of emotions.
Years ago, I read something that asked why black people are called "men of colored " when white people are multi-colored, and it listed all the idioms used for white men.

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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 13h

Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown

The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown

The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities

www.theguardian.com

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 12h

He did well to react like this, Christmas is just a comedy!

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 13h

non sapevo che alle statue gli si indurisse.
deve saperci davvero fare quel custode.

Logan Kowalsky (commissions closed) @logankowalsky.bsky.social · 1d

Now that I've finished sending my books and bookplates to print, I can focus on finishing up a few illustrations that are still in progress. You can check 'em out on my Patreon in HD 👍🐷🍆😘

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 13h

il risarcimento però dovrebbero pagarlo i politici responsabili dei danni subiti.
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However, the compensation should be paid by the politicians responsible for the damage suffered.

Rodney Croome @rodneycroome.bsky.social · 1d

The Tasmanian Upper House has united behind financial redress for victims of Tasmania’s former laws against homosexuality and cross dressing. All now required is the technicality of the Third Reading Debate tomorrow. More here: ymlp.com/z844Ax

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 13h

umhhh.
Superman has died several times: which death is the work referring to?
I don't understand the Hulk work...
Are you trying to indicate the colors of "emotions"?
Ble, anger, embarrassment, etc.?

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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 17h

Ghazala Hashmi makes history as the first Indian American and Muslim to hold statewide office in Virginia following her election as lieutenant governor #NOH8

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 13h

contano i meriti non il genere o come uno appare o si veste.
dopo secoli, millenni, di inganni e false promesse è ora che si dia spazio ai fatti non alle parole.

NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 14h

Erica Deuso makes history as Pennsylvania’s first openly transgender mayor after winning the mayoral election in Downingtown #NOH8

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 14h

Just once?
EVERY time we should be compensated when they make us wait too long in the waiting room!
Especially lawyers and public offices.
Question:
Why does the doctor spend more time with some than others?

Shouldn't the one who takes less time get ahead?

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 19h

a site that features sellers from all over the world.

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 19h

there is also abebooks, Do you know it?
www.abebooks.it/servlet/Sear...

mad magazine - AbeBooks

Certifiably Mad By "The Usual Gang of Idiots" di Mad Magazine e una grande selezione di libri, arte e articoli da collezione disponibile su AbeBooks.it.

www.abebooks.it

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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 1d

Pro-equality candidate Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race, becoming the state’s first female governor while defeating a candidate who opposed marriage equality and trans rights #NOH8

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

5/5
per instaurare poi 'il pugno di ferro'
vi dice niente?
come quello in atto ora negli USA!
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un film da vedere assolutamente... da rimandare sugli schermi dei cinema!
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attenzione
la trama su wikipedia contiene degli errori.

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

4/
a cominciare dai vicini di casa.
al club possono associarsi solo la gente comune, non i politici.
Norton il proprietario del giornale si propone di finanziare la nascita di altri JDclub fingendo di farlo per il bene della gente.
invece trama di usarli per fondare un nuovo partito!

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

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dichiara che lo farà la vigilia di natale.
la notizia fa scalpore e in tanti gli offrono un lavoro. le donne vogliono sposarlo.
Ann l'autrice dell'articolo consiglia di non liquidare la cosa come voleva Henry il nuovo direttore.
nascono dei 'John Doe club' che si propongono di aiutare il prossimo

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

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la nuova gestione di un giornale porta a dei licenziamenti.
è questo il modo in cui i manager risolvono i problemi.
una donna dovendo consegnare il suo ultimo articolo prima di prendere il suo ultimo assegno, si inventa un caso: un uomo vuole suicidarsi come protesta contro la società marcia e

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

"Meet John Doe"
ieri sera ho 'letto' un DVD.
è da un pò che non vedevo Arriva John Doe.
di cosa parla?
(come dico sempre io) del vero problema del mondo: politici e ricchi.
di come le persone, se non distratte dalle incombenze burocratiche, si aiutano l'un l'altro
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_Jo...

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

??
Frankenstein an ICE?
he would never do that!

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

qualcuno nei commenti non ha capito che la povertà la creano i ricchi che ci derubano!
il tipo, che non nomino, invece pensa che sia dell'individuo...
vorrei proprio sapere se è figlio di papà o cosa...

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

So, kiss on the lips, yes, tongue in the mouth, no?
Who understands them... and yet everyone is bisexual at heart...
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I'll avoid saying where the tongue of "deep kiss" 😁

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't understand the one about the tongue in the "kiss of death" on page 19.
Is he disgusted by the tongue being shoved in his mouth,
or was it cut off?

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah!
bsky is getting worse.
The people who insult X have arrived.
and now they limit our freedom of speech by preventing us from commenting!
why do you show me what you post if you're going to silence me then!
Then make yourself invisible.

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