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Mr. Met

Mr. Met

@seedeeem.bsky.social

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Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 2h

AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT TATTOOED ON YOUR CHEST!

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 15h

counterpoint: fuck them they took the contract.

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 19h

yes but it took many years and was approved by passage of a law. This was not.

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 1d

Photo of ejector seat handle. "PULL TO EJECT" text is replaced with "PULL FOR VODKA"

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 1d

Sting looks like shit

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 1d

He starts acting out when his piss level is low

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 1d

Who is the Beaker-ass face?

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 1d

Dan has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 2d

#nokings Mountainside, NJ

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 3d

Except that one were all waiting, hoping for

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 3d

not looking great for his custody prospects, so maybe they have a little.

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine ordering a plate of cardboard at a steak restaurant...

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 4d

<Grijalva seated>
<dems come to the table>
"hahaha, fuck you, mike"
<dems leave the table>

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 5d

Wut

Screenshot of FOX NEWS story: Ciattarelli touts Trump alliance, says New Jersey voters 'very pleased' with
president

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 9d

lol for what exactly? Making himself look stupid?

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 10d

Counterpoint: don’t shit the bed

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 10d

Sorry I gotta root for the jays as thanks for ousting the yanks

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 10d

i'm not in the mood to entertain bootlicking

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 10d

did you bother to read what you were "well actually"ing?

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 10d

attn: @mlsist.bsky.social

cursed image of a cat's face imported as custom soccer player skin

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 11d

fuck you. abbott is a piece of shit but this sucks.

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 11d

My 2-bagger was fine! Good luck! Protip: same arm if you’re a side sleeper

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 12d

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Donald Trump putting a curse on a bunch of losers (the New York Yankees)

Mr. Met @seedeeem.bsky.social · 13d

6-7. 6-7. <weird hand gestures> 6-7.