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Matt
@segm09.bsky.social
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 3h
What a bizarre attempt at a threat
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 11h
And that's why the intentional walk was a bad idea
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 11h
Randy Johnson is somewhere putting down his camera and warming up
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 11h
When I turned it on in extras, it was actually supposed to be SportsCentre, then the Blue Jay's in 30, and then this game in 30
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 11h
That's about as perfect as throw as a catcher can make
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
All the pitchers playing with matches and then calmly putting the fire out
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
You shit your pants if someone drops something near you
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
Isn't it foul as soon as it goes of the batter (after hitting the bat)
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
Also if he said something about "gonna make [guy] beat me" again I was going to lose it
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
I enjoyed earlier when he explained how home field advantage works. Thanks, bud
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 16h
"You know who wpuld be perfect to say the n-word completely unnecessarily? Me!"
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 18h
What do you expect? They only have,like, 32 teams
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 20h
He's the equivalent of a character actor who suddenly gets a bigger but not starring role. Just in between "that guy" and C-list
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 21h
See, I question whether he transcends guy status, partly because of that attempt
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
I think more likely because of the flattery
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
"I'll read all of them carefully"
a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
Lost his own jockstrap in the rafters
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
I think of it a bit like "that guy (non-gendered)" in acting. You may not remember what you saw them in or their name, but then you check their IMDB and go "oh yeah, I remember that"
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
I think he's beyond a guy. Between the high draft pick, the burger, the ultimate disappointment, he's too important to franchise history to be a guy
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
Memorable *positive* moment (positive can mean funny, goofy as well). So Sieloff is not a guy because his only contribution was negative
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds like he was exposed
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck that was beautiful by Jake
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Matt @segm09.bsky.social · 1d
We just need to keep trading for disposable players all season long to protect Brady
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