Steven E Schend
@seschend.bsky.social
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Word wrangler and worldbuilder Former TSR & WotC staff editor & designer
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seschend.bsky.social
All Americans live in an extended Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror episode
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Sam Raimi’s Remains of the Day
John Carpenter’s Howards End

Cuz you gotta let the boys loose on the early 20th century British upper class…
seschend.bsky.social
If you see this, post an Dark Horse Comics cover you love.
Hellboy comic from within the Hellboy movie 

“Cry—Kriegaffe! Scourge of the Super-Ape!”

Hellboy vs a grey skinned monster and a floating head in a jar
seschend.bsky.social
Same for the Confederacy, which has teamed up with the new Nazis like a bad comic book company wide crossover
seschend.bsky.social
I both want to know and don’t want to know in equal measure.

It’s like deciding at the video store if THIS Cronenberg film won’t be a messed up body horror film more than the other video cassette
seschend.bsky.social
Hmm. Guess Hank’s mental health issues started earlier than Shooter making him an unstable abuser in the 80s
seschend.bsky.social
Improve a movie by adding John Carpenter’s name

John Carpenter’s Better Off Dead
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john carpenter's one crazy summer
rosegold.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John
Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Escape from the Planet of the Apes
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netkitten.net
john carpenter's one crazy summer
rosegold.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John
Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Escape from the Planet of the Apes
seschend.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Event Horizon
seschend.bsky.social
Has to be a vast improvement over the latter half of that movie that started so well…
seschend.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Event Horizon
mattbegins.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s White Chicks
tompeyer.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s From Justin to Kelly
seschend.bsky.social
Down payment on a condo complex to hide out with the older Nazis?
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Trump won't pay air traffic controllers, but he will dump our tax dollars into Argentina for some reason.
davidgura.bsky.social
Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”
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seschend.bsky.social
Skip Avengers 200. Your soul will thank you for that. If already too late, apply as many rereadings of Avengers Annual 10 as needed to cleanse the soul.
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zach-rust.bsky.social
Choose 25 of your favorite storylines/events. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.

Day 14: Fix Everything
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seriousdreamer.bsky.social
READ THIS! (only Entertainment Tonight reported the Charlie Kirk connection)
It exposes the reality of American culture.
In the mah-gah-era, it’s a cesspool of corruption, cruelty, incompetence, pride, ignorance, death and destruction… and it’s coming for ALL OF US.
l.smartnews.com/p-6lxsVaYF/g...
A Fan Of Charlie Kirk And Andrew Tate Killed Two Teenage Girls Last Week (Wonkette)
“I built a great following on TikTok, with 39,000 followers, that I have grown since 2020, and I want to thank each and eve...
l.smartnews.com
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jeffreylebowski420.bsky.social
A reminder that Johnson needs to swear in Adelita Grijalva and release the Epstein files. Instead, he's sent the House home.
Get back to work, ya lazy bums.
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seschend.bsky.social
Also, novzilla? Anyone with a brain would know that over-large books should be Bookhemoths.
seschend.bsky.social
Yep. Intelligence allows us to share views with someone and yet also be able to recognize that some of what they say is twaddle and call them on it.