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Mach

@sfaccountant.bsky.social

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Cyborg. Brony. Recovering minarchist. Reskeets are endorsements, unless I get embarrassed and disavow them later. PFP by Reina.

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · Mar 8

Back by popular demand, I have restarted the 🍜Ramen Rating🥡 thread!

Rules: I will review any self-contained instant noodle cup or bowl I can acquire. This means stovetop noodles are not eligible even if they take about as long to cook.
All bowls and cups are prepared per instructions. No additions.

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 8m

"We don't want our tentacles in everything, we just need to restrict what you can wear, celebrate, who you can marry, and your choice of ending a pregnancy. I'm a bit of libertarian, you see!"

Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 26m

If you decide abortion is murder then you have all sorts of neat moral leverage against anyone who doesn't (or at least you think you do).
You can shrug off any sort of self-serving evil because "they" casually kill people constantly and nothing you do can possibly be that bad, right 🙃

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 15h

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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くるせらー @cluseller.bsky.social · 1h

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 1h

It's just a recommendation, not a mandate.

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Jaeden-Man89 @jaedenman89.bsky.social · 4h

Happy 15 year anniversary
#mlpfim #TwilightSparkle #mylittlepony

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 3h

A lot of this going around lately 😮‍💨

Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 3h

Wildly differing movesets, absolutely bizarre win/loss conditions, stages that are imcredibly inconsist (and frequently try to kill you), and of course ITEMS.
Smash Bros is where you play as Street Fighter's Ryu and learn his moves but win by throwing a bomb in Bowser's face.

Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 3h

I am okay at fighting games, and find them fun as long as I'm not playing against someone wildly above or below my skill level.

But a game I think is fun above and beyond most fighting game, because it subverts fighting game mechanics, but IS a fighting game, is Smash Bros.

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 3h

It's very nice 😊

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dep @dxpzzz.bsky.social · 4h

so it was mlp:fim 15th anniversary yesterday!! just a simple art

#art #digitalart #oc #originalcharacter #ibispaintx #furry #MLPFiM #mylittlepony #mlp

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 3h

Oh yeah also the government might stop paying the soldiers soon 🙃

Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 3h

Impossible to say but they're really not doing a great job of regime consolidation. Trying to get the guys with guns to kill their countrymen who have obviously done nothing wrong is a very make-or-break moment for a government because on numerous occasions they kill the leaders instead.

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

Marking the current end of my long-running ramen rating thread so I can get there quickly every time I need to add to it.

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Cyrinthia | full of OC @cyrinthia.bsky.social · 4h

ryne is telling enoch about her home whilst being right on the treeline of the village

enoch knows this village and has tried to venture in before, but was shunned immediately

they need a plan to get him in

#mlp #mlpfim #mlpoc #oc #ocart #pony #art #artist #digitalart #batpony #pegasus #alicorn

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

Two-person dragon costume.
Works every time✨️

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

Wow! She's so sad tho :c

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SweetSalt 🌻 @sweetsa1t.bsky.social · 5h

2025/2020

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Cyrinthia | full of OC @cyrinthia.bsky.social · 6h

request done for the ever so amazing @electrafirefly.bsky.social <33

lil pouty Boomer for ya :)

#splatoon #splatoonoc #oc #ocart #art #artist #digitalart #portrait #inkling #squid #artwork

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Lottie Lapine 🐇 @swollenbabyfat.bsky.social · 8h

Harvest Harpy 🌻

For this months sticker & print club! ⭐️ ko-fi.com/swollenbabyfat

a harpy holding sunflowers, surrounded by an ornate harvest frame

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BlazingStred @blazingstred.bsky.social · 7h

Owlcatober Day 1 - Chaos - The Lantern King
+-3 hours
I used the meme brush again, but this time just the initial sketch.

Check out the speedpaint and full resolution for printing on my Lavatop: app.lava.top/en/posts/cd9...

#Owlcatober #PathfinderKM #draweveryday

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 7h

We must not let the modern world take the fun out of toxic nationalism jokes.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/measur...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Part 1/3 of a 14-panel SMBC comic update where a woman at a podium states that America will never accept the bizarre units of measurements used by many countries (so many that it requires 8 panels to be listed in full). She then proposes a new difficult unit of measure - America-vectorized units in which all units of length are reference to the magnitude and direction of the Washington monument.

Part 2/3 of a 14-panel SMBC comic update where a woman at a podium states that America will never accept the bizarre units of measurements used by many countries (so many that it requires 8 panels to be listed in full). She then proposes a new difficult unit of measure - America-vectorized units in which all units of length are reference to the magnitude and direction of the Washington monument.

Part 3/3 of a 14-panel SMBC comic update where a woman at a podium states that America will never accept the bizarre units of measurements used by many countries (so many that it requires 8 panels to be listed in full). She then proposes a new difficult unit of measure - America-vectorized units in which all units of length are reference to the magnitude and direction of the Washington monument.

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 6h

Left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, i am gonna make a special scrap book of their ideas... omg do i have a crush?

right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews

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Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 6h

Okay probably but to be clear I will support any demographic replacement to have more kinds of street food and fried meat. This bigoted freak has me dead to rights.

Mach @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 7h

Russia doesn't target civilians. Just houses, apartment buildings, trains stations, shopping centers, hospitals, and schools.
Any civilian deaths are regrettable accidents 🫠

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