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sfx96

@sfx96.bsky.social

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Here to follow certain artists and throw the occasional commie shitfit (but like, in a cool and rhetorically convincing way).

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 2h

i saw that immediate like. go to bed nerd

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 2h

(repeating my comment) the stretching of the polyester pattern... <3

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 4h

the stretch effect on that pantyhose...

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8h

holy hell, that thigh. The plume of hair is a real fun design, too!

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 12h

Not pictured: the moment afterwards when she next goes to get a snack from the fridge and realizes she has to buy a whole refrigerator now

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 1d

legs each as wide around as they are long... you love to see it

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 1d

WIDE GIRLS RULE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it

ALT: a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it

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Kkoa: The Director's Cut @kkoalt.bsky.social · Aug 30

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Essence the unknown °˖✧‿︵✿︵‿✧˖° @essencetheunknown.bsky.social · 2d

If you say so

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 3d

She's an astonishingly capable combatant, considering... you know.

Thanks so much again for this!

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squidsatlarge - comms closed @squidsatlarge.bsky.social · 3d

lineart commission for @sfx96.bsky.social! thank you so much!

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 3d

oh man these look good. she's so... moundy...

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 3d

the phrase was "one bad apple spoils the bunch". pears are ok

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 4d

we're talking about the fat snake cryptid, right

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 4d

i'd go a little higher, around 4-5. you have a stoicness about you that can translate into "shivering because the dark knight is standing near you perfectly still and unreadable"

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squidsatlarge - comms closed @squidsatlarge.bsky.social · 5d

commission for @octonadia675.bsky.social! thank you so much!

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

i am certain that this would be a horrifying or emotionally taxing route in the majority, but it'd be worth it just for the experience of chapter 1 of dumping everything on the table and attempting to scrutinize jointly our individual experiences and figure out something about what's going on

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 6d

Helen trying to pull some Karen action at a restaurant except they're feeding her so vigorously she can't get a word out to complain about the service

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 7d

*real* shit. liquid inflation hits hard, especially when it's something -- fizzy like soda

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 7d

the Fresno nightcrawler...

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8d

Mr Geller, you're clickbaiting me

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8d

she needs the abundance of calories to get started on regrowing that tail; it's a nutritionally taxing process

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 8d

TRUE

sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 9d

so is she full of helium, or air, or a heavier-than-air gas? or something other than those three

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sfx96 @sfx96.bsky.social · 9d

The PIZZA, He-Man! EAT IT