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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!

@shalamarr.bsky.social

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60. She/her. I own ‘alf ze pyramid, plus I write OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works. I also love “Deadloch”, “Good Omens”, and “WWDITS”.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2h

No promises.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2h

I always thought they were blue! Must study some more. For science.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2h

a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve said before that the rest of season two could’ve consisted solely of Prince Ricky saying “bibble”, and I’d still adore the season with my whole heart because of this scene.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 9h

*grabs microphone*. 🎶 “THERE’S AN OLD MAN SITTING NEXT TO MEEE, MAKING LOVE TO HIS TONIC AND GINNNN” 🎶 (And I’m sorry, but for me, that always conjures of the image of a guy repeatedly sticking his dick in his cocktail glass)

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 9h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

- Eggs (the smell, taste and texture make me heave)

- “Irreversible” (if you’ve seen it, you’ll know why)

- “Muskrat Love” (nails on a chalkboard)

cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 9h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

- Bleu cheese

- Kids (I am deeply scarred by this one let's never speak of this again)

- (braces to be hit by projectiles) Absolutely any of T Swift's song catalogue

LJ🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 14h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

- olives
- your Christmas or mine 2 (I normally have patience for Christmas films but the first one was so good idk wtf happened with the sequel)
- yes,and?

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 9h

“I invited you to run me through! What do I have to do, paint you a picture??”.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 10h

It’s a lot of fun! We really enjoyed it.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 19h

My pal’s cousin is one of the main players in the movie!!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 22h

Scary Movie Night with husband and our pals! We might watch “Clown in the Cornfield”, because our daughter worked on it. (The shirt is a lie, by the way. 🧙‍♀️)

Shalamarr wearing a shirt whose full text is “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 22h

What if I cry forever, what then? 😭

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 22h

Scary Movie Night with husband and our pals! We might watch “Clown in the Cornfield”, because our daughter worked on it. (The shirt is a lie, by the way. 🧙‍♀️)

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

And Ron Perlman is a bona fide awesome person!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously! Skip The Rock if necessary, just bring back Rhys!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

a gazelle is standing next to a bowl of cereal and says `` go on '' .

ALT: a gazelle is standing next to a bowl of cereal and says `` go on '' .

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

I am DROOLING. Have a wonderful time!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

NGL, I had to look twice.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

I know that Ron would be appalled at the lack of bacon and eggs, but I’d be stuffing my face! (I’m not vegan, but my daughters are, and I love vegan food.). What are you bringing?

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

So beautiful!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing Will Arnett in a Royal Bank ad is weird. He’s become so intertwined with Calico Jack in my mind, I kept expecting him to say something filthy while swigging from a bottle of hootch.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

WOW! 😍

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, I love these!

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve got you beat - I’m still working on the story for my raffle winner, because the damn thing won’t stop growing! Thank goodness my winner is patient with me (I’ve checked in with them a few times to assure them I haven’t forgotten them).

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

It is definitely not too much to ask for! Hey, universe, do us a solid, yeah?

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you! I’m getting really excited about this.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

I’m starting to think that the Venn diagram of #OFMD fans and Depeche Mode fans is a circle! *high five*