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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 10h

What we desperately need is a Young New Mexican Puppeteer to teach Americans about the importance of social justice, once and for all.

-T (not unusual) Jones

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 14h

Definitely NOT Nobel peace prizeworthy behavior…

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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 16h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

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Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 16h

At first I did not believe this headline was real. But it’s one of the most honest I’ve seen anywhere in legacy media in 25 years.

Headline of Time Magazine IRL: “Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize he shamelessly campaigned for”

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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Oh yeah, that too…

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b'Airely Sane @linwetzel.bsky.social · 17h

Maybe don't accept billion-dollar gifts from the leader of the country who hatched and chain-sawed to death one of the reporters working for an American newspaper; and THEN watch as your S-I-L receives 2.6 billion.

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Mindcite💥 @mindcite.bsky.social · 17h

And stop calling humanitarians who oppose you "human scum"!

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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

1

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

1

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

1

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

1

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

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Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

1

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

1

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes

Jerelle @shankhead.bsky.social · 17h

Helpful hints if you REALLY want a Nobel Peace Prize:
1. Don’t suddenly rename your Defense Department the “WAR Department.”
2. Maybe don’t kill boatloads of foreigners just because you THINK they’re probably all “BAD GUYS.”
3. Try actually focusing on promoting peace instead of winning peace prizes