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Mike Cyclops

@shanksponywv.bsky.social

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I worked security at Area 51. Got kicked out. Uber Driver. Hey man, they're not all winners. Music🎶|ITYSL💦🥩|Detroiters🌭🥣

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 17h

Hey man, some people push their art through a needle. You're alright.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 17h

My wife doesn't know it yet, but I am going to drink this entire bottle of Cabernet by myself while she's working.

Let's see what happens.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 18h

Lisa Lisa in the hymnal.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

For some reason I always assumed the swatch was from a kilt, not a shirt. Thought this was a Scottish pride account for some reason.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

This is what David Bowie's "Heroes" is about.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

Very normal thing to say, sir.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

One lesson of Christopher Columbus is that the lens of history is so fucking distorted that any of us could one day be celebrated annually for unachieved glory. Pretty neat!

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

We couldn't find a better representative for this message than George Conway? The man's a grifter.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

Chaos outside ICE facilities as protesters clash with police in Chicago while helicopters in Portland are targeted by lasers share.google/IO6jkCRiXEMG...

Protesters clash with police outside ICE facility in Chicago

Ongoing protests against U.S. immigration reforms have taken an unusual turn, with demonstrators in Oregon hosting what they call a 'laser party' - a tactic aimed at deterring federal intervention.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

Chaos outside ICE facilities as protesters clash with police in Chicago while helicopters in Portland are targeted by lasers share.google/IO6jkCRiXEMG...

Protesters clash with police outside ICE facility in Chicago

Ongoing protests against U.S. immigration reforms have taken an unusual turn, with demonstrators in Oregon hosting what they call a 'laser party' - a tactic aimed at deterring federal intervention.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

Pritzker talks a good game, but those images of police in his state that he presumably has some control or influence over beating down protesters isn't great.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 1d

It's going to happen.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

Remember in Trump's first term when he said the Qatari government was funding terrorism? We can laugh about it now.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

Their "round the clock work" on healthcare is solely focused on how to gut it.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

I wrote a song and it didn't change the world. Wtf?

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not going to get into my frustrations with this party and especially this man with you. Sorry we don't see eye to eye. Keep voting blue no matter who, brother.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta keep the decorum with the fascists and those who serve them so you can have a bipartisan bill pass and then finally cum.

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

"Friends"

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Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

I don't have kids, but not ever wanting to talk about God with anyone is a good reason to abstain as any. Might use that when people try to get too familiar and ask why I never made any.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

The LDL (Leto Defense League) is coming for you.

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

Are those Blu-Blockers?

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 2d

Some alone time. ☕

Mike Cyclops @shanksponywv.bsky.social · 3d

Are those Stanzos? They're nice.