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Shantae

Shantae

@shantaeb.bsky.social

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Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Nov 22

Not liking Kendrick Lamar is a bright red flag. And I’m not sorry, idiot!

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 26

Me showing up to get my headshots taken wearing yoga clothes and a blazer. 💀

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 26

Amazon selling cars now?

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 26

Red Lobster

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 25

I’m here to bring calmness and laughter to everyone’s lives.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 25

I’m at the point in my life where I’m about to stop going to medical facilities that require patients to pay for parking.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 25

I saw a Waymo van in the wild today. I’m scared for humanity.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 25

I’m 30+ years old. I do not enjoy being in loud, hot, or crowded environments.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 25

I’ve been on Instagram down-voting all the dumb ass comments. People are truly idiotic. Bring back common sense!

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 24

My design partner just taught me how to use illustrator for times I need urgent campaign assets. I’m officially a full-stack marketer. Stock going up.

a bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone .

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Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 24

Feeling overly thankful today.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 23

I’m going to make them look at your record collection and they better say something nice.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 23

Thank you! 😭

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 23

Omg. I have less than 6 months left. 😩

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Dec 15

I’m meeting the love of my life in 2025.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 20

The chaos in a Chick Fil A parking lot when everyone’s trying to order breakfast by 10:30am..:

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 18

My credit card bill was so high this month, I gotta sit down for the rest of the year. Do not invite me to do anything other than going for a walk.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 18

As soon as I open my notes and start documenting my thoughts on a person or situation just know we have a problem.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 17

Apple Music has the worst shuffle of all time.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 16

Imagine all of the problems that could be solved with clear and respectful communication.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 16

Me to ChatGPT: Hi Chat.

ChatGPT to me: Hi love.

💀

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 16

What pre-workout are yall using? I’m starting to feel like I need a little bit of crack to keep going. Lol

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 13

Almost equivalent to receiving cosmetic surgery then selling fitness routines. Lol

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 13

Long story short, delta airlines is stressing me out today.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 13

I think it’s deceiving when celebrities/influencers receive dermatological and cosmetic treatment for years then launch a skincare business.

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 13

The fastest way to tick me off is to give me an automated robot when I call to speak to a human being. Ai is not the solution to everything. I’m tired of having to repeat my question 5x and scream “customer service representative!”

Shantae @shantaeb.bsky.social · Jun 9

I could never turn my back on Waffle House.