Sharai Bohannon (She/Her)
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They just hit 73% and I promise you helping strangers on the internet will make this week feel just a little less hellish.
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I keep forgetting I’m not supposed to turn it on and reaching for it to work on stuff before the fact that it’s laying flat with the keyboard facing down registers.
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The internet says I should leave it powered off for 24 hours so I’m working on smaller pieces on my phone to keep from poking at the PC and worrying. Why is the struggle bus so obsessed with me?!
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Thank you! Hope your Halloween Season is also fantastic!
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They all are right now so I’m trying to catch them like Pokémon. I wrote a lot these last few years so it’s just a long task that is going to take more time than I can give it this month.
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I’m trying to catch them while they’re still up but it’s a lot and I don’t know if my timeline is feasible.
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Knocked a cup of water over and it hit my laptop keyboard so I’m suddenly a praying woman.
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Everything is still on hard mode and I still work too much…BUT I just got a folder full of bloody BTS photos from one of my favorite shows for a thing I need to write this weekend. Now I am distracted for good! What a very sinew covered silver lining.
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I’m skipping that one this year because it conflicts with my schedule. It’s starting to look like Brooklyn Horror is my last in person fest of the year.
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I was in the middle of this week’s Fangoria Terror Teletype before it registered that it is a sign that it’s already Friday.
The FAN-GORIA or FANG-ORIA jump scare subject line heading into this week’s Terror Teletype
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Yeah. The 90s were different.
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This reminded me that I did one of those in daycare!
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I hope the rest of you are smarter than me and have been saving pdfs of your articles as they get published. If not, learn from my mistakes.
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Tapping that reset button after four years?!?!

Sidenote: Why does the site crop pictures in the most chaotic ways?

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73. Boorman and the Devil via screener
The poster for Boorman and the Devil
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Having two windows open with twenty tabs between them isn’t the way we’re supposed to live. I’ll be damned if I don’t feel like distractible superhero every time I drop into a random tab and work on something before remembering what tab I was supposed to return to though.
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But also, who is living in Williamsburg and ready to let me watch the Chainsaw Awards at 9 PM sharp? I’m going to need comfy sittables and silence for my live skeeting. I will obviously share my snacks tho because I’m not a monster.
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What’s getting me through all the stuff I need to figure out is knowing I’m about to have a damn good time next week with my Brooklyn friends.
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This pivot from violence is definitely because a filmmaker found me to say thanks for a review I wrote a few months ago for @horrormovieblog.bsky.social. It’s always wild finding out people read things and I sometimes know what I’m talking about.
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I’m sleepy and hangry and my patience is thin. However, it makes me a little less bitchy when I remember I have managed to get paid to watch movies and bother cool people for over four years.

This year is wild and who knows what’s going to happen, but I think that’s a pretty cool run.