haven't seen this many suburban candlelight vigils since Michael Jackson died

"idk man I just don't think you should yell at it"

*I try to lift a big fry but slip on the flakey salt and fall, landing in the fry sauce like a glue trap*

the vulture outside starts circling

save me, Giant bg Fender Telecaster from Episode 2 of Bakugon™ (2007)... save me...

second worst thing to come out of the drake/kendrick beef were all the tumblr posts by metal fans acting like they were about to be martyred when told to listen to "a rap song"

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN LIKE 🤣🤣🤣✊💦

katy parry is like the millhause of family guy

thought of someone typing "my hero academia anime ending explained reddit" into Google and got so mad. I just cant today 🙄🙄✊💦

"Dark Souls (2011) is so hard 😭😭" yeah well so is being a good person......

#darkacadamia
#darknesscore
#nightcore

me: *listening to Weezer* you guys make good music

Weezer:
🌌🌌🌌
🏔️🏘️🏔️

^ JOKE ENDING EXPLAINED!! 😮🤯 - you'd expect 4 guys in emojis, but to surprise the viwer, the poster decided to reference their second album Pinkerton instead of their acclaimed debut album known colloquially as "The Blue One"

opthalmologists are cool bc they give you poppers for your eyes for free once you pay them

call me long the way my john has slivers