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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 9h

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 827

CONSERVATIVES: Women are ruining the beach! I can't even take my sons or husband because women don't respect their bodies enough to cover up. They are causing good men to stumble!

MEANWHILE MEN AT THE BEACH:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 1d

preschool teacher: your child does not seem to respond to her name

me: huh. i guess maybe we call her by a nickname too often

her: what nickname?

reader, our 3yo thought her name was actually Chicken McDoogan

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 1d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 826

EVANGELICALS: A woman's place is in the kitchen. She should be making me dinner and keeping her man happy! Men don't need cook because that's women's work

REAL MEN WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF GETTING LAID:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 2d

i'm a GIVER

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 2d

i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that nobody SA'ed him on public transport. must be nice being a man in this world

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 2d

MAKE IT IN ADULT SIZING, Gap

we've been over this—toddlers could never appreciate this level of clothing whimsey the way i could

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 3d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 825

CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure.

MEANWHILE, MEN:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 4d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 824

In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 6d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 823

CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair.

MEANWHILE, MEN:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 6d

always

Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 8d

i am crying

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 9d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 822

CREEPY MEN: After age 25 women aren't beautiful anymore. That's her expiration date. Women in their late 20s are already turning into used up old hags.

MEANWHILE, RICKY MARTIN AT AGE 53:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 11d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 821

CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair.

MEANWHILE, MEN:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 12d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 820

CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure.

MEANWHILE, MEN:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 13d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 819

In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 14d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 818

EVANGELICALS: A woman's place is in the kitchen. The bible sats she has to serve her husband. She should be making me dinner and keeping her man happy!

REAL MEN WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF GETTING LAID:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 15d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 817

CONSERVATIVES: It's different for men. It's in our biology. We're VISUAL—so women have to dress modest or they cause us to sin. Women aren't visual, they need emotional connection to get turned on.

WOMAN FEELING HIS EMOTIONAL CONNECTION:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 16d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 816

CONSERVATIVES: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair.

MEANWHILE, MEN:

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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 17d

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 815

In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.