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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 1d

On the subject of phones : a little-known fact is that if your place of work asks for your phone number - you can just not give it to them.

Then they can't surprise you out of working hours with work stuff.

It's great.

I highly recommend it.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 7d

"Our cars were stolen, and instead of calling the police - we wrote a letter to a newspaper"

FTFY.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 7d

So bagel-shaming is acceptable now?

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 14d

It costs nothing to threaten to turn off the wifi.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 14d

hydra : "manykopfenkommenbacken"

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 17d

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 17d

Presumably the lion has a clear view of the sky and satellite internet.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19d

It's a perfectly cromulent response.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19d

I'll take 'Shite that doesnt need to be reported on' for £150 please, Alex.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 22d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Musy...

Watch the Football! ⚽ | That Mitchell and Webb Look - BBC

YouTube video by BBC

www.youtube.com

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 23d

I think she's just called 'Old Spice' now.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 24d

obvious cut at 54s, (or a teleporting dog).

why does something as simple as this need to be faked? there is plenty of real footage online.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 24d

I'm looking forward to their exposé on how few people realise that water can be 'a bit wet'

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 24d

That would merely be a stepping stone. Ultimate goal was already achieved some years back.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 25d

The advantages of simple origami are twofold.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 26d

perhaps suppertime could be moved to the start of the day and mornings could be moved to after lunch.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27d

Birds-eye view of a Mexican handing a squirrel to a much smaller Mexican. The arrow indicates the location of the squirrel.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27d

...and it suspiciously cuts away just before the butterfly nosedives (proboscis-dives?) into the dirt.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 27

People are saying that there is a macramé epidemic in Portland.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 22

Do doooo, do do-do
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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 20

Don't forget to use your critical thinking folks. It's entirely possible that this crabfluencer is some kind of stunt crab, only in it for the money.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 17

You can probably disconnect OneDrive so that OneDrive doesnt sync to the cloud - then 'save to onedrive' would just be local.

But when you have to jump through hoops like that just to be in control of your own data - it might be time to consider alternate OS options.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 15

New rules will mean that each circuit of the game board the new coin will shrink slightly & the property prices rise until nobody except the banker can afford anything.

Players will be encouraged to rent instead of buy, but holders of the car, boot or shoe can become Uber drivers..

Yay capitalism.

Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · Sep 14

Take care out there folks. Vaccines have been known to (in some cases) cause comically large sunglasses.