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Shomei

Shomei

@shomeiverse.bsky.social

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Digital creator Skits, life & chaos from the 6ix Actor + Day-to-day storyteller New vids weekly https://beacons.ai/shomeiverse

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Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 12

Caption:
Everyone says “I bring a lot to the table.”
But no one ever asks what kind of table.
Glass? Dinner? Folding?
Round?
I come with metaphors, baby. Pick your seat wisely.

#DatingPitch #WhatDoYouBringToTheTable #ModernRomance #TableMetaphors #ShomeiVerse #SoftBoyEnergy #TorontoHumor

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 11

It always starts with “hey.”
And ends with you questioning every decision you’ve ever made.
Don’t answer. Or do. I won’t judge.

#2AMCall #ExChronicles #ToxicLove #LateNightThoughts #BreakupSkits #ShomeiVerse #RelatableReels #EmotionalRollercoaster #SleeplessNights #ModernLove

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 10

POV: You thought you were sending a thirst trap. But I made a meme instead.
"Bro... did you just send me nudes?"
Send pics responsibly 😌

#SendPics #RelationshipHumor #ThirstTrapFail #CoupleTexts #POVSkits #ShomeiVerse #TextingHumor #FunnyReels #ComedyShorts #Baited #HotTubChronicles #TorontoSkits

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 9

I just asked if the water pressure was hittin’…
Next thing you know bro almost dropped a whole thirst trap.
#ThirstTrapBait #CaughtYouSlippin #RoommateComedy #WaterPressureVibes #BathroomLightingBeDangerous #ModernFlirting #ShomeiVerse #ComedySkits

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 8

The “extra” friend.
Never in the group pics.
Forgotten in the invite.
But always there. Always real.
#ThatOneFriend #FriendshipHurts #GroupDynamic #LonelyInTheCrowd #BittersweetSkits #EmotionalMonologue #ShomeiVerse #ForgottenButLoyal

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 7

“You should communicate more.”
Me: mentally drafting a 7-paragraph message I’ll never send.
#ToxicTraits #UnsentMessages #FakeGrowth #RelatableSkits #SelfSabotageSeason #AdviceIDontTake #ComedySkits #ShomeiVerse #InnerSaboteur

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 5

We said we’d break the cycle.
We just didn’t say how.
My mom used sandals.
I’m using boots. Steel-toed.
#BreakingTheCycle #GenZHealing #ParentingTwist #PSASpoof #SatireSkits #ComedyWithTrauma #BootsNotBelts #ShomeiVerse #DarkHumorDoneRight

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 4

“Send this to someone who sleeps well...”
HOW???
How do you sleep 8 hours a night??
I’m tired. I see things. I cried at a squirrel today.
I haven’t slept since 2022.
Tell me your secrets. I’m not okay. 😭☕🌸
#SleepDeprived #SendThisToThem #SleepTikTok #InsomniacChronicles #FunnyButReal #UglyCryEnergy

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 4

What if your younger self tried to rob you? Healing’s weird. Sometimes it shows up looking like you in different clothes.
#RobbingFutureSelf #POVSkit #ShomeiVerse #EmotionalComedy #SurrealSkits #StorytellingReels #TorontoCreator #ShortFilmEnergy

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 3

Job Offers Be Like
#JobOffersBeLike #CorporateSatire #UnpaidInternshipWho #ComedySkits #ClipboardDrama

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 3

Normalize leaving sharp relationships.

#KnifeTok #ToxicTools #MillennialBreakups #EmotionalDamage #HealingEra

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 2

Birdman Chronicles – Ep 1: The First Birding
#BirdmanChronicles #VigilanteSkits #StreetJustice #CapeEnergy #BirdedHimGood

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · Jun 1

Why Are You Single – Ep 2
#WhyAmISingle #SoftSkits #HeartfeltComedy #Storytime #ExWatchersUnited

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 31

Too Chill of a Guy – Ep 2

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 30

She Called Me at 2AM – Ep 3: Her New Man’s Car
#SheCalledAt2AM #LateNightDrama #ExChronicles #BreakupSkits #PlotTwistEnergy

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 29

Funny Dating Drama – Ep 2: Bobby Returns

#DatingDrama #BobbyReturns #MoneySkit #CloneSkits #RelationshipRedFlags

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 28

“Try Me.”
You brought a knife. I brought a scroll. And with it… generations.
#ancestralpowers #animehumor #shortskits #ghostmode #scrollmagic #funnyanime #shomeiverse #foryoupage #logitechscroll 😭

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 26

Dating Apps – Algorithm Hates Me
#DatingAppStruggles #TechSkit #AlgorithmDrama #SwipeFatigue #FunnyRelatable

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 24

A lot of people talk about their editing skills. I’d rather show you.
Every clip you see here? Filmed, cut, tracked, masked, -by me.
If you're building something worth watching, I'm the guy you call.

#VideoEditor #DaVinciResolve #UpworkTalent #ContentCreator #VisualStorytelling #CreativeEdits

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 24

“You said you’d take care of him!!”
“Ma’am… I asked you what time it was.” 👶💀
#ThatsNotMyBaby #SkitsOfTikTok #AwkwardMoments #RandomDrama #BabyDropOffGoneWrong

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 22

Life hack: Can’t be late if you never show up.
Can’t get fired if you never applied.
Employed by the wind. 🧘‍♂️🍃
#WorkHack #POVSkits #SpiritualJobSearch #FunnyTikTok #ParkWisdom

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 21

“I Trained For This”
Her dad trained in the mountains. I trained in heartbreak. We are not the same.
#animeescalation #funnyreel #dadfight #emotionaldamage #animevibes #shortformcomedy #poweraura #shomeiverse #relatable

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 21

Some people aren’t meant to be revisited. They went flat overnight.
Not sponsored by Lively... but this root beer lowkey hit.
#OpenItOrTossIt #Situationships #ModernDating #EmotionalDecay #MetaphorSkits #TorontoSkits #ShomeiVerse #LivelyRootBeer #StorytellingContent

Shomei @shomeiverse.bsky.social · May 14

“Don’t Mess With Me on a Tuesday”
You picked the wrong weekday. I don’t do fights on Mondays. But Tuesdays? That’s personal.
#anime #funnyvideos #shortskit #sharingan #tuesdayvibes #powerup #relatablehumor #shomeiverse #animeedit