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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · Jun 29

To be a full Minnesotan, I'll post screenshots of songs I love.

The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 1h

IYKYK

a man with glasses is talking to a woman who is giving him money

Alt: Scene from IT Crowd where character Moss is stuck in a claw game machine to get an iPhone. Caption says, "But it's an iPhone, Jen. I might be able to get an iPhone without giving any money to Apple! I'll be living the dream!"

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 13h

This album cover in smaller thumbnail size, reminds me of an astronaut in a space suit.

Actually fairly good match to this EP.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 13h

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Devil's Pool by Beach House.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 13h

I love watching the planes from that beach!

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 13h

Sometimes I can't tell if the unreasonably hot guy on a gay app who chatted, "Hey," is a spam bot or if I have low self worth.

I'm realistic. There's a market for 5'4" guys my age and unreasonably hot guys just aren't typically looking for me. 😉

fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair

Alt: Fry from Futurama squinting with suspicion. He's a cartoon character with orange hair and the bulkhead of a cartoon spaceship in the background.

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 15h

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Our Faces Split the Coast in Half by Broken Social Scene.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called All To All by Broken Social Scene.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called The Good, The Bad And The Queen by The Good, the Bad & the Queen.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 2d

This hurt my brain until I realized you're pro females getting off.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 2d

I mean at least you're going to a gym. 😃

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 3d

Since you blocked them, this is what their post now looks like to others.

(Used clearsky to check if you blocked them after seeing the below.)

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 4d

a group of women are laughing and one of them is crying with her mouth open

Alt: Scene from Midsommar. (The following text was prefilled.) a group of women are laughing and one of them is crying with her mouth open

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 4d

Great song... annnnd now I gotta locate the Colby Knox video with the two on the treadmill.

IYKYK.
😆🤤

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 4d

I'd like that person to try to accuse me of being too sexual. 😄

My friends back in the city I moved from this year are keeping the pressure on me to be MORE sexual.

I've had more sex (3 times) since I moved here than the prior Seven years (0 times). 😆

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 5d

Was brushing my teeth with sonicare while I watched this and seriously thought the music was Badger Badger Badger Mushroom. 😆

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 5d

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Speed King by Röysopp.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 6d

Went through a cute guy's Media tab. In a chill, appreciative, non- horny way, for once.

He had a few pics of him & his man. Those pics made me happy. I didn't get jealous or upset I don't have a man.

Put me in a good mood to see that. ❤️

Hope this gave you a good feeling too. ❤️

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 6d

It's better than nothing (no profile name).

But this profile name, it caught you and reeled you in like a fish. You wondered enough to post about it, too. 😄

I'm searched the phase & mostly found restaurants with the name.

It could be where they work or hook up at. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 6d

No yeah no until I get progressives. Haha

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7d

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Meet Me In The Basement by Broken Social Scene.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7d

I have had some writer's block for months now and tonight did a little work on the book.

I stifled a happy cry when I saved my work. The made plans for more after my work shift tomorrow. 🥹

#writing #writerslife

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7d

One of my fave songs, The Look by Metronomy.

Metronomy - The Look (Official Video)

YouTube video by Metronomy

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7d

Late on this cos YouTube refuses to surface these to me even tho I've subscribed to the channel. Haha

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7d

LOVE HER!

#katemckinnon #hotones

Kate McKinnon Gets Weird While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

YouTube video by First We Feast

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7d

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called What Is To Be Done by Stars.