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shortchubbyewok.bsky.social
ShortChubbyEwok
@shortchubbyewok.bsky.social
2.6K followers 830 following 250 posts
Like a cross between a Hobbit and an Ewok, but worse. 5’3 200lb pocket bear who loves the gym and eating big.
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · Mar 21
Fuller beard gives the illusion of a strong chin and jawline, but shows more gray. Sophie’s Choice, amirite?
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 20h
The spice must flow!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 2d
Squinty and scruffy greetings, y’all!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 2d
😛
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 3d
Haha, just wait til your 50’s!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 4d
I just … 🤯🥵
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 4d
Save it. For reasons that will become apparent in the not-too-distant future. 😛
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 7d
Thanks big guy! 🥰
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 8d
Ready for the weekend!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 16d
Chicken parm, pasta, and protein shake aftermath.
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 16d
I’m a few months into my weight training experiment, too! Looking great there!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 16d
Oh hey 👋
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 17d
Hehe 😜
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 17d
Thanks, hot stuff! 😛
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 17d
I think you know 🐽
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 17d
Aww thanks! Really glad y’all like it 😛🐷
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 17d
Tummy Tuesday tax payment
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 18d
Holy fuck
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 18d
I’m 5 months in and looking forward to more!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 19d
Same
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 21d
Popeye’s clearly doesn’t know their customers if this tiny booth is any indication.
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 22d
“It’s a (baby) trap!”
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 22d
I have received this analysis and will work hard to continue to make you wild. Thanks!
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 22d
Oh hey 😈
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ShortChubbyEwok @shortchubbyewok.bsky.social · 22d
Feed me and tell me I’m pretty?
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