Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
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The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
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Writing commissions are open!

$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
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THAT TELEPORTING VAMPIRE CAN CHOKE ON MY ENTIRE FAT FUCKING ASS
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AFTER 500 YEARS I FINALLY GOT THE GENJI GEAR IN TACTICS

ABOUT DAMN TIME
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I’m having second thoughts about my Goodyear Blimp costume now
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Wait are Homer’s hair and ear supposed to be Matt Groening’s initials
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IT’S SO LONG

I CRAVE THAT WEINER
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Suddenly everyone at work is really excited about baseball and I’m scared
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DO NOT DOUBT YOUR OWN BEAUTY

OR I’MMA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
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IT IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN AN AVOCADO
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JEANS ARE A VITAL PART OF THE BELLY EMBIGGENING ECONOMY
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THESE JEANS ARE 50s AND THEY ARE SO FUCKING TIGHT ON ME LIKE SAUSAGE CASINGS