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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@sidneypaget.bsky.social

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Spirituality, heritage, nature, politics, books, esp detective novels and Sherlock Holmes, walking, sunsets, music and posts jokes. in relationship. no dms

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · Jun 30

#ImOnSocialMediaFor the intellectual debate, the great wisdom, and the deep insights. It’s not often I’m disappointed. It’s all the time…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 3h

I have managed to secure exclusive footage of @karmamum1.bsky.social

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 3h

Please sir can I briefly unbait my breath….I’ll bait it again, of course…..

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

I prefer pert bum…..

Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

#ItIsntAWalkInTheParkWhen You are walking in the park…oh it is actually, there’s the duck pond, the lawns, the bandstand. You want to know how to make a bandstand? Take their chairs away….

This social media post is sponsored by SROJ or the Society for the Restoration of Old Jokes

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

#ItIsntAWalkInTheParkWhen @donquiotext.bsky.social gets thirsty, it’s a push into the fountain….well saves me buying him a drink….

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

#ItIsntAWalkInTheParkWhen the dog is with me

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

#ItIsntAWalkInTheParkWhen It’s a clamber up the mountain

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

#ItIsntAWalkInTheParkWhen Des O’Connor started singing, it was a walk on the ark

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 4h

To conclude this week of sit coms one that I thought was, but isn’t, it was a documentary that predicted my life as it is now. You don’t believe that? Neither do I……

Next week I’m thinking violin thoughts…..

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