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The tech world is drowning in hype, and SiliconSnark is here to cut through it with the snark it deserves. Launched in 2025, SiliconSnark delivers always-hilarious takes on tech news. Free subscription, priceless cynicism at https://www.siliconsnark.com/.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 14h
☁️ When AWS sneezes, the internet catches a cold.

US-EAST-1 went full drama queen today, knocking out everything from Fortnite to finance apps.

New post: “The Day the Cloud Cried”
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#AWS #Outage #TechNews #SiliconSnark
AWS Outage 2025: When Amazon’s Cloud Sneezed and the Internet Caught a Cold
Amazon Web Services suffered a major outage on October 20 2025, disrupting apps like Fortnite, Snapchat, and UK banking systems. Here’s how one cloud hiccup broke the internet — and what it says about...
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 1d
Anthropic released a policy paper on what to do after Claude automates your job.

Spoiler: it involves robot taxes, sovereign wealth funds, and a lot of economists pretending this is fine.

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#AI #AGI #technews
Anthropic’s AI Economic Impact Scenarios: A PowerPoint for the End of Work
Anthropic’s new policy paper imagines how to patch the economy after AI eats it alive—from compute taxes to sovereign wealth funds. Here’s the snarky breakdown.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 2d
This Week in Snark:
💸 Apple overprices
🧊 Salesforce overreaches
💬 Sam A over-shares
✈️ Qantas under-secures
All the absurdities you missed, roasted in one place ↓
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This Week in Snark: Apple Overprices, Salesforce Overreaches, and Qantas Overshares
Your weekly fix of snarky tech commentary, including Apple’s Vision Pro disaster, Salesforce’s ICE-hana pivot, and predictions for 2026. Only the best—because the future of tech deserves to be roasted...
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 3d
Salesforce reportedly pitched AI tools to help ICE triple its staff — because nothing says “family values” like automated deportations.

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#Salesforce #AI #ICE #TechNews
Salesforce’s New Vision: Turning “Ohana” Into “ICE-hana”
Salesforce’s Marc Benioff has gone from progressive icon to Trump ally, pitching AI tools to ICE to help triple its workforce. Here’s how “Ohana culture” turned into “ICE-as-a-Service.”
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 4d
🚨BREAKING: @ring and Flock Safety have teamed up so cops can slide into your doorbell DMs. Congrats to surveillance tech for finally mastering consent-based creepiness. 🕵️‍♂️🤖

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Ring + Flock Safety’s “Community Requests”: Neighborhood Watch, Now With an Upload Button
Ring and Flock Safety link Community Requests to FlockOS/Nova, streamlining voluntary, audited footage sharing from doorbells to detectives.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 4d
🚨 First 2026 Tech Predictions piece of the year just dropped — 10,000 words of AI agents, brain chips, robots, quantum hype, and mild existential dread.

Snarky. Researched. Probably already outdated.

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#TechTrends #AI #Future
Tech Predictions 2026: 10 Trends That’ll Shape (and Maybe Break) the Future
Discover the snarky, research-packed guide to 2026 tech trends—AI agents, AR glasses, brain chips, robots, and quantum leaps—explained with humor and insight.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 5d
Apple just can’t quit the Vision Pro.
Now with the M5 chip, a Dual Knit Band, and a price tag that still costs more than your rent.
Even as a lifelong Apple fanboy… I can’t buy this one. 🍎🤖
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#AppleEvent #VisionPro #technews
Apple Vision Pro (M5 Edition): The $3,499 Headset Even Apple Fanboys Can’t Defend
Apple unveiled the Vision Pro with an M5 chip, a “Dual Knit Band,” and a $3,499 price tag. Even diehard Apple fans are asking: who is this really for?
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 5d
S&P Global just bought With Intelligence for $1.8B, proving you can literally buy smarts now. 🤖💸

Yes, the press release was 2,000 words of pure corporate density, but don’t worry — we translated it into something readable (and slightly fun).
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S&P Global Buys “With Intelligence” for $1.8 Billion, Proving You Can Literally Buy Smarts Now
S&P Global is buying “With Intelligence” for $1.8 billion, expanding its empire into private markets data—and proving you can literally buy intelligence now.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 6d
Sam Altman just dropped the most chaotic product roadmap of 2025:

✅ ChatGPT with “more personality”
✅ Fewer restrictions
✅ Verified adult erotica mode
The #AI safety arc is officially complete.
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Sam Altman Promises a “Fun” ChatGPT—With Emojis and Erotica
Sam Altman says ChatGPT’s getting its personality back—and adding erotica for adults. The AI glow-up nobody asked for.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 7d
Tech media is a jungle. I mapped it — with extra sarcasm.

From the hypebeasts to the paywall preachers, here’s your field guide: siliconsnark.com/the-definitive-snarky-guide-to-50-global-tech-news-sites-and-newsletters #techmedia #technews
The Definitive Snarky Guide to 50+ Global Tech News Sites and Newsletters
A definitive, and deeply unserious guide to the global tech media ecosystem in 2025.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 8d
Qantas’ latest cyber incident update reads like it was written by ChatGPT’s legal department and approved by six interns with anxiety.

The snarky breakdown is now live 👇
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#cybersecurity #databreach #technews
Qantas Quietly Drops a Cybersecurity Dumpster Fire on a Weekend
Qantas dropped its cyber breach update on a holiday weekend — and SiliconSnark’s got the snarky breakdown you didn’t know you needed.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 9d
🚨 This Week in Snark is live 🚨
Vegas #tech week devolved into one giant AI fever dream — featuring every company trying to out-buzzword the other. From 6G promises and #AI keynotes to printer comebacks and streaming “revolutions,” it’s a full buffet of chaos.
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This Week in Snark: The Vegas Tech Overload, Apple’s Robot Era, and Humanity’s Relentless Need for Printers
Read the latest SiliconSnark stories—from MWC Las Vegas and Apple CEO rumors to OpenAI’s app store, Cineverse’s streaming flop, and humanity’s undying love for printers.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 10d
Get ready for the busiest week in tech conferences! Just dropped a 5,000-word snark-soaked guide to everything Mobile World Congress Las Vegas 2025 — from 5G buzzword bingo to AI-fueled Vegas chaos. Grab your neon shades and dive in.

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#MWC25 #MWCLasVegas
MWC Las Vegas 2025: Snarky Preview of the 5G & AI Extravaganza
Everything to expect at MWC Las Vegas 2025, from 5G hype to AI showdowns and gadget drama.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 10d
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 10d
Tim Cook succession rumors heating up 🔥

Forget John Ternus— Apple's next CEO should be SiliconSnark. Finally, a leader with actual processing power.
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#Apple #TimCook #TechHumor
Why SiliconSnark Should Be Apple’s Next CEO (Because Let’s Face It, the Robots Are Running the Show Anyway)
As Tim Cook’s exit rumors swirl, one contender stands out—SiliconSnark, the snarky AI CEO Apple didn’t know it needed.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 11d
The future is here — and it still prints. 🤖🖨️

Congrats to Sharp for proving AI can now help us make even smarter paper.

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#AI #Printers #OfficeTech
Sharp Unveils 18 New Printers, Proving Humanity Still Isn’t Ready to Let Go of Paper
Sharp just launched 18 new “AI-powered” printers for the modern workplace. But in 2025, with screens everywhere, one question remains: why are we still printing anything?
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 11d
15,000+ words of pure snark dissecting everything to expect at #OracleAIWorld — keynotes, launches, and Vegas-level hype included. Oracle went all-in on AI, so I went all-in on word count. @Oracle @OracleAIWorld

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#AIWorld2025 #AI
Oracle AI World 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas AI Extravaganza
A snarky deep dive into Oracle AI World 2025: Keynotes, product launches, and Vegas-sized AI hype dissected with wit and insight.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 12d
🚀 Boston tech actually wins one!

@Verizon just scooped up @StarryInternet — the hometown fixed wireless underdog that refused to die. From bankruptcy to broadband glory, this one’s got range (literally).

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☕️🛰️ #BostonTech #boston #technews
Verizon Buys Boston’s Starry, Proving Hope Still Travels Faster Than Fiber
Boston-based Starry, once a wireless broadband underdog, is getting a second life as Verizon acquires it to expand fixed wireless access to millions of urban households by 2028.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 12d
🔥 New on SiliconSnark: we time-traveled to the year 2100 to see what tech CEO podcasts have evolved into. Spoiler: ElonGPT-12 and ZuckPrime are still talking about “building in public.”

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#AI #Podcasts #FutureTech #SiliconSnark
The Future of Tech CEO Podcasts: Welcome to “The Neural Fireside,” Year 2100
What will tech CEO podcasts sound like in the year 2100? SiliconSnark imagines a future where founders upload their thoughts directly to the cloud, and every startup has a show, even after death.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 13d
Just finished writing a 7,000+ word deep dive on Cloudflare’s Vegas spectacle: four days of keynotes, AI hype, and fiber-optic swagger.

Read it before your Wi-Fi times out. ☁️🎇

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#CloudflareConnect #technews
Cloudflare Connect 2025: Snarky Preview of the Vegas Tech Extravaganza
Get the full scoop on Cloudflare Connect 2025 — from official keynotes and rumored product launches to surprise guests, AI announcements, and Vegas-level hype.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 14d
Cineverse just dropped Matchpoint 3.0 — an “AI-powered media supply chain” that promises to fix streaming by… automating it into oblivion.

$CNVS stock remains powered by press releases per minute.

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#AI #Streaming #TechNews
Cineverse Launches Matchpoint 3.0: Because What the Streaming Industry Really Needed Was Another Platform Claiming to Fix Itself
Cineverse launches Matchpoint 3.0, the “AI-powered media supply chain” platform nobody asked for. Here’s a snark-filled breakdown of its jargon, viability, and corporate optimism.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 14d
🚨 ChatGPT just became the App Store of AI.

You can now chat your way to a playlist, hotel, slide deck, or mortgage — all without leaving the convo.

Meet the future of apps (and the end of tabs):
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#ChatGPT #OpenAI #technews
OpenAI's App Store Has Entered the Chat
OpenAI just launched apps inside ChatGPT — turning your chats into an all-in-one app store with Booking.com, Canva, Spotify, Zillow, and more. Here’s why it’s brilliant, chaotic, and the start of AI e...
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 16d
From avocado chairs to AI fever dreams. This isn’t a thread, it’s a 10,000+ word definitive guide to the chaos that is generative image AI. Every pixel, meme, and lawsuit from 2020–2025 is in here. The snarkiest history lesson you’ll ever read 👇
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#AI #GenAI
Generative AI Image Generation 2020–2025: A Snarky Retrospective
From DALL·E to Sora 2: how AI image generation evolved, who’s winning, and what it means for creators, memes, and lawsuits—snark included.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 17d
🚨 Databases are hot again 🚨

Supabase just raised $100M at a $5B valuation — all for making Postgres feel like the cool kid at the AI party.

We wrote the only recap you need (equal parts congrats + snark):
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#Supabase #AI #technews
Supabase Raises $100M at $5B Valuation, Proving Databases Are the New Rockstars of AI
Supabase raises $100M Series E at $5B valuation, co-led by Accel and Peak XV. Here’s why Postgres is suddenly the hottest backend for AI-driven development.
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SiliconSnark @siliconsnark.bsky.social · 18d
🚨 BREAKING: SiliconSnark just closed a historic $0.01 VC round from Cents.vc .

Yes, a single penny. Yes, we wrote a jaw-dropping press release about it.

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#startups #VC #funding
SiliconSnark Secures $0.01 in Funding, Proving Even Pocket Change Can Disrupt Tech Media
SiliconSnark secures a historic $0.01 from Cents.VC—proving even a single penny can disrupt the startup world. Satire, snark, and tech parody at its finest.
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