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wifeguy tanuki

@sillytanuki.bsky.social

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i’m tanuki | 20+ | i bring a sort of funny little guy vibe to the gender that my wife likes ⚢ | 🇵🇭

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wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · Dec 1

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osmiumuu @osmichan.bsky.social · Feb 2

vampire mzen

#prsk_fa #mizuena

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wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · 6h

in this society they’d rather fuck a scarecrow than a catboy

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Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 1d

In my clinic, we maintain a long-standing tradition where we select a patient at random to beat the shit out of. This initiative has proven invaluable for staff motivation, morale, and workplace productivity .

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Gaydie muppy 🐀 @uwutang.bsky.social · 1d

Reminders for November

Gaydie muppy 🐀 @uwutang.bsky.social · Jun 1

reminders for pride month

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nessie is on vacation @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 23h

bread and water soup

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Yo3翼 @yo3-wing.bsky.social · 17h

今日のコボくんでこんにちは🐾　

#多摩動物公園
#ユキヒョウ
#snowleopard

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シノ @shinobu.bsky.social · 23h

november containing 11/04 (good butt day), 11/08 (good boobs day), and 11/29 (good meat day) while the west has nothing to look forward to but no nut november is yet another reason japan has mogged us on the cultural world stage

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 1d

I know what you did…

A black and white cat sits inside a white tunnel, staring straight ahead with a serious look.

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wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · 1d

i hope the costco mahjong set is still there the next time we go…

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laura @ nekocon @lauraillustrates.bsky.social · 1d

it's officially put-your-cold-hands-on-someone-to-warm-them-up season

illustration of two cute brown bears holding hands under a colorful quilt. the quilt is patterned in different colored squares inspired by folk art and mary blair. the bears rest their heads against pillows and are blushing. the style is very flat so it makes you wonder where the bears bodies went. underneath the illustration is the text "i will keep you warm"

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wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · 1d

the life sized gardevoir plushie was one of the worst things to hit the internet in awhile

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Nanaasuzy @nanaasuzy.bsky.social · Oct 4

😳🥵💦

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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 1d

hello everyone! my fundraising shop is open again! ✨

100% of the proceeds made this month will be donated to Care For Gaza (essential aid for displaced families) and My Sistah’s House (resource assistance and advocacy for trans and queer people of color) 💖

⭐️ shop.eunnieboo.com ⭐️

compilation of eunnie's art, featuring six detail shots of sapphic love. the panels include aphrodite gazing down at a teary-eyed sappho, two hijabi girlfriends (one dressed in pastels, the other in goth fashion), momo and pg recreating The Kiss by Gustav Klimt, a lady knight kissing her princess's hand, a top-down shot of girlfriends lying in bed, and a pair of suffragettes kissing each other on the lips.

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · Apr 30

ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate

the humble potato:

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STEW @stewshokutaku.bsky.social · 2d

進捗

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虎駄郎＠がーでんえふ１４ @kurokaras3.bsky.social · Sep 13

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虎駄郎＠がーでんえふ１４ @kurokaras3.bsky.social · 20d

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wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · 2d

my mom thinks gholdengo is cute

wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · 2d

ratatouille nostalgia moment except for cheap chinese buffet

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cynthia @yurivampires.bsky.social · 2d

this is what we digimon eat everyday

Waylon Mustard Jr. @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 9d

I hate this country so much man

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魚料理 @fate990214sky.bsky.social · 6d

ザビBB

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wifeguy tanuki @sillytanuki.bsky.social · 2d

i know for myself i’m still avoiding spoilers since i’m not able to pick up ZA at full price, really hoping things turn around though! your videos are always so insightful

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Gaydie muppy 🐀 @uwutang.bsky.social · 3d

You need to go find the nearest rat and kiss it

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Gaydie muppy 🐀 @uwutang.bsky.social · 3d

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Frog!!! @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social · 3d

congrats to game freak fro getting me to care about human pokemon characters for the first time in 3000 years

drawing of lida pokemon being piggyback carried by an androgynous girl protagonist trainer. a doodle of a mawile and a staryu is in the background, as well as a tiny doodle of the trainer falling over with lida still on top of her

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