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Simon Dale

@simoncdale.bsky.social

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I sell wine Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews

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Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 11h

They could do with 3! He's great at the back, in midfield and as an attacking threat

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 14h

Going to be pretty crushing for that guy when it's Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest that deny him his haircut

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Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 14h

There's always a Peep Show quote

Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 18h

Always been fascinated by the fact you could pay for a car by tapping your phone on the card reader. At the time when it was 50 and 100 limit on cards, phones and watches were limitless.

Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 18h

My goodness, you've just described me. I waited 30 years for that night, and I completely ruined it by getting so drunk I don't remember much of it at all. It's no exaggeration to say I've thought about it every day since. So full of shame and remorse.

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Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 1d

Weren't you warm in the car? And then cold. And then warm. And then cold. And then warm again?

Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 1d

I'll bring the wine

Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 2d

Plan

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Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 2d

GOD DAMN IT DAVID. I don't get paid until next Friday

Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 2d

Also, when did the pies get so shit? #cpfc

Simon Dale @simoncdale.bsky.social · 2d

Disappointing game all round last night. We really struggle to break down teams when we're the one dominant in possession. Also I may be in the minority but I wasn't a fan of that Tifo. "We are the boys who will win your little game" came back to bite us didn't it #cpfc