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Simon Dale
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I sell wine Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews
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They could do with 3! He's great at the back, in midfield and as an attacking threat
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Going to be pretty crushing for that guy when it's Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest that deny him his haircut
There's always a Peep Show quote
Always been fascinated by the fact you could pay for a car by tapping your phone on the card reader. At the time when it was 50 and 100 limit on cards, phones and watches were limitless.
My goodness, you've just described me. I waited 30 years for that night, and I completely ruined it by getting so drunk I don't remember much of it at all. It's no exaggeration to say I've thought about it every day since. So full of shame and remorse.
Weren't you warm in the car? And then cold. And then warm. And then cold. And then warm again?
GOD DAMN IT DAVID. I don't get paid until next Friday
Also, when did the pies get so shit? #cpfc
Disappointing game all round last night. We really struggle to break down teams when we're the one dominant in possession. Also I may be in the minority but I wasn't a fan of that Tifo. "We are the boys who will win your little game" came back to bite us didn't it #cpfc
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Well well well, if it isn't old
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"Liverpool last lost a game that mattered to them on 15 January..."

Bin off Drury
Something to tweeze your hairs, but nobody cares
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Wait so I have to PAY to kill a bird these days?
This cannot be real? Surely. Please say this is a spoof.
He's VERY popular in Shrewsbury by all accounts
"Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme"
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Posted by the President of the United States.
He comes from Serbia. And he will kill you.