Simone │ SF & FMTY
@simonesolnsa.com
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a girlfriend like the best martini: dirty, potent, & not for the faint of heart 🦪💋 • intermittent blog writer, full-time unpretentious intellectual https://bio.site/simonesolnsa SF & wherever you want me
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Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
A tattooed brunette emerges out of water covered in lilypads. Her face is blurred, but her sheer sequined dress is unzipped in the back, revealing a back tattoo and part of her butt, straining against the material. Her long hair cascades down her back. She is positioned in profile, her arm outstretched toward the lilpads. Her back arm is lightly touching the plants. In the background are even more lilpads, lilies, and clear blue water.
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Haven't really advertised it because I am going for personal reasons and will be very busy BUT could maybe find time for a date next weekend when I'm in Reno. Shoot me an email before Thursday.

Reno: Oct 9-11
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C H I C A G O

Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
A tattooed brunette emerges out of water covered in lilypads. Her face is blurred, but her sheer sequined dress is unzipped in the back, revealing a back tattoo and part of her butt, straining against the material. Her long hair cascades down her back. She is positioned in profile, her arm outstretched toward the lilpads. Her back arm is lightly touching the plants. In the background are even more lilpads, lilies, and clear blue water.
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Most people are going the opposite direction right now. I personally would vote against it. It's too scary and any anonymity you can keep is worth it. I went face out to face in a few years ago and while it's annoying, it's also worth it.
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Sunglasses have been fulfilled! The sweatpants, though unassuming, would look great over a sexy latex outfit, or thrown on post-coital as we lounge in bed...
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My top wishlist desires right now :) In case you want to treat me :)
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They never feel chilly, or tired or silly...
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I have considered the lilies🪷
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nicolaryder.bsky.social
Nashville and Chicago lovers, my social calendar is *very* full. Kissing my hot friends, leather shopping, live music, raucous release….Pre-book now or you might miss me!

Nash. 10/6-10/12
Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com
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My top wishlist desires right now :) In case you want to treat me :)
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C H I C A G O

Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
A tattooed brunette emerges out of water covered in lilypads. Her face is blurred, but her sheer sequined dress is unzipped in the back, revealing a back tattoo and part of her butt, straining against the material. Her long hair cascades down her back. She is positioned in profile, her arm outstretched toward the lilpads. Her back arm is lightly touching the plants. In the background are even more lilpads, lilies, and clear blue water.
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Who wants BTS of my latest photoshoot? Will send to anyone who contributes $50 or more toward the cost 🫶
A white, tattooed brunette takes a mirror selfie in a standing, wooden, oval mirror. She wears a taupe bodysuit that defines her waist and thighs. There is an orange curtain to the left and a white wall behind the mirror.
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Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!

SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15

Let's smooch 💋
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Romance isn't dead🫶
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Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!

SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15

Let's smooch 💋
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Someone did, in fact, buy the guitar for me. I think I'll name her Dolores.
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Honestly, embarrassingly, not long. I first started playing in high school, took a decade long hiatus, started fiddling around a couple years ago, got distracted by grad school, and just picked it back up again a few weeks ago, but this time it feels like it's sticking.
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Also hi I'm still hot 💋
A white woman with dark hair wearing a white silk blouse, pearl earrings, a pearl ring, an onyx ring, and a pearl bracelet, holds a vintage beaded bag near her face, which is blurred. A white, dark-haired and tattooed woman in a red bra, black thong, and thigh high black suede boots poses in a mirror selfie, from the side. her ass and thighs are accentuated and her face is blurred. There is a cow skin rug under her and a blue wall behind her.
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I fell in love with an $800 guitar and I just feel like I deserve her for Pride month and I'll even send you a charming video of me attempting to play...please and thanks 🙏
A mahogany acoustic guitar rests against a stool, with other guitars on the left and ride. The wall behind is green and the carpet underneath is patterned and blue.
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My birthday is next month + I walk in May. Now accepting congratulations gifts 😇
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I am graduating from my Masters program in a few weeks and rewarding myself with vacations & planning a birthday trip in the Spring.

Sponsorships for flights & hotels & student loans would be the best gift for this little academic harlot🙇🏻‍♀️❣️
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Well, if the principal is lower, the interest that accrues will be less, so yes. Like 5% of 20k is less than 5% of 10k, so it will speed up the repayment process.
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My birthday is next month + I walk in May. Now accepting congratulations gifts 😇
simonesolnsa.com
I am graduating from my Masters program in a few weeks and rewarding myself with vacations & planning a birthday trip in the Spring.

Sponsorships for flights & hotels & student loans would be the best gift for this little academic harlot🙇🏻‍♀️❣️
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Damn it, I didn't notice autocorrect swoop in and do that 😭😭
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I would love to conspire with @p0rrtia.bsky.social on how to torture you in LA in April...give us an excuse.

💌[email protected]

📸 @gazecontrol.studio
Two white, tattooed, raven-haired women in green dresses sit on a green velvet daybed with a rattan backboard. The wall behind them is a streaky green and white and orange. Simone, on the left leans toward Portia, on the right, with her hand covering her face as she whispers in Portia's ear. Her fingernails are red, her dress is silk, her heels are strappy sandals with butterflies on them. Portia listens with a coy smile, her hand delicately rests on her lip. Her dress reveals a hint of thigh, and she also wears strappy green sandals.
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Keep forgetting to post here. Hi! I'm alive :)