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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 2h

'Aldous Huxley was a bit of a racist
Which is a crying shame
Because he was also a total genius
With only his background to blame.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 2h

'Aldous Huxley was a bit of a racist
Which is a crying shame
Because he was also a total genius
With only his background to blame.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 2h

'Musk and McCartney are both billionaires
Although Musk is worth more than McCartney;
Elon Musk makes electric cars
Whilst Mr McCartney plays electric guitars.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 2h

'Musk and McCartney are both billionaires
Although Musk is worth more than McCartney;
Elon Musk makes electric cars
Whilst Mr McCartney plays electric guitars.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 4h

'You now get female cop shows;
I can't remember when they started
But the common factor seems to be
They're tougher than the men.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 4h

'You now get female cop shows;
I can't remember when they started
But the common factor seems to be
They're tougher than the men.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 7h

'POETESS

She couldn't afford a Barrett home
So she occupied a garret;
She scribbled down poems whenever she could
And some of them were pretty good.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 7h

'POETESS

She couldn't afford a Barrett home
So she occupied a garret;
She scribbled down poems whenever she could
And some of them were pretty good.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 7h

'I wrote a novel in Provence
(I was feeling slightly blue.)
I wrote it in instalments
Because there was nothing else to do.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 7h

'I wrote a novel in Provence
(I was feeling slightly blue.)
I wrote it in instalments
Because there was nothing else to do.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 8h

'When we dream,
Our unconscious mind is projected on a large screen;
My dreams are weird
And often worse than feared.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 8h

'When we dream,
Our unconscious mind is projected on a large screen;
My dreams are weird
And often worse than feared.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 8h

'Slippery Stan
Is the man
Who will cadge drinks from you all night long
And never feel he's in the wrong.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 8h

'Slippery Stan
Is the man
Who will cadge drinks from you all night long
And never feel he's in the wrong.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 9h

'HOMAGE TO ALDOUS

The house is sold now and I am glad of it;
And remembering that music, those dances,
Those distant afternoons, I could have wept
But instead I slept.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 9h

'HOMAGE TO ALDOUS

The house is sold now and I am glad of it;
And remembering that music, those dances,
Those distant afternoons, I could have wept
But instead I slept.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 10h

'Modern life is tameness,
Modern life is sameness;
Modern life is blameless
And modern life is aimless.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 10h

'Modern life is tameness,
Modern life is sameness;
Modern life is blameless
And modern life is aimless.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 11h

'The weak and afflicted
Are invariably assisted;
I hope it's not too late
To save our welfare state.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 11h

'The weak and afflicted
Are invariably assisted;
I hope it's not too late
To save our welfare state.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 12h

'I don't have any money
But I do own an expensive jar of honey;
Unfortunately you can't have your honey and eat it -
That's so true I think I'll have to Tweet it!

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 12h

'I don't have any money
But I do own an expensive jar of honey;
Unfortunately you can't have your honey and eat it -
That's so true I think I'll have to Tweet it!

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 14h

'The Rapture was supposed to occur
Sometime in October;
I was ready to participate
And made sure that I was sober.

But now October's over
And the Rapture didn't happen
So I've returned to following Formula One
And especially Max Verstappen.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 14h

'The Rapture was supposed to occur
Sometime in October;
I was ready to participate
And made sure that I was sober.

But now October's over
And the Rapture didn't happen
So I've returned to following Formula One
And especially Max Verstappen.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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simongladdish.bsky.social @simongladdish.bsky.social · 17h

'The French think that Paris is Paradise;
I wouldn't go that far but I would concede
That when the sun is shining
It is at least twice as nice
As London.'

(Simon R Gladdish)

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