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Simon Hammann
@simonhammann.bsky.social
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Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351 Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 11h
Na endlich ist die Krautfestzeitung da
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 1d
Who would have thought THIS would be his priority?!?
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d
You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned
You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned
Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance Minds International. Continue reading...
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 1d
A colleague from a Fraunhofer told me to cost myself for 2000€/day. Funding amount x chance of getting it gives you maximum time allowed for the application
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 1d
Wait a minute
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 1d
I'm a scholar doing scholarly things
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 1d
Go home tree, you're drunk
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 1d
Breaking: GROK AI awarded with Nobel Peace Prize
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Prof Anna Watts @profannawatts.bsky.social · 2d
Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.
Headline from an article in Nature this week that states "Prizes must recognize machine contributions to discovery. The future of science will be written by humans and machines together. Awards should reflect that reality."
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Prof Anna Watts @profannawatts.bsky.social · 2d
Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.
Headline from an article in Nature this week that states "Prizes must recognize machine contributions to discovery. The future of science will be written by humans and machines together. Awards should reflect that reality."
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
Beamte auf ewige Lebenszeit
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
That's really weird, particularly since peanuts don't have that much carbs either, not enough that 85 vs 100% makes such a difference. Only explanation would be a different variety of peants used and REALLY odd compositions. Mind, those labeled quantities can be estimated from literature
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Gesellschaft Deutscher Chemiker (GDCh) @gdch.de · 2d
Das Mentoring Programm der GDCh für Masterstudierende, Promovierende und Postdocs geht in die nächste Runde (Start im Januar 2026).
Deadline für Bewerbungen: 15. Oktober 2025 um 23:59 Uhr!
Mehr unter www.gdch.de/mentoring
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
Time to change phone numbers
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
The Nobel committee needs to rethink their processes soon. No chance any millennial will answer their phone for that
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
What are the ingredients here? Both just peanuts and oil? Same ratio? If you have the labels I can have a look
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
That's the set 2kg mix bag!
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
Bitte was?? Wo kriegt man das denn überhaupt?
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 2d
Greetings esteeemed researcher!!!
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
The Nobel committee needs to rethink their processes soon. No chance any millennial will answer their phone for that
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
Nein!
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
Yay or nay?
Haribo Almdudler
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
Only my closest #AcademicSpam friends call me Dr Demo
Nanotechnology Conference (MSNC-2026) Dear Dr. Demo‍, I hope this message finds you well. My name is Benson, and I am delighted to extend an invitation for you to speak at the Nanotechnology Conference (MSNC-2026), scheduled for April 16-17, 2026, in Barcelona, Spain. This conference brings together experts from academia, industry, and research to explore the latest developments and foster meaningful connections within nanotechnology.
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
When in Bonn
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
Conductor is so proud, it's quite cute to witness
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 3d
Damn unpunctual German train running 2 minutes ahead of schedule!!
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Simon Hammann @simonhammann.bsky.social · 4d
Lebensmittelchemie beschde
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