Spaceman the Goofbull
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Ah family. The guest room is off French doors from the kitchen. I say I’m headed to bed and 10 min later my dad has on every kitchen light handwashing pots.

This is why I have a 60 home visit maximum.
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I love rotary sushi because I’m inpatient.
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Sometimes being a city speed person in a vacation town is infuriating.

90 minutes to do dinner?! DYING.
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Whose head is as wide as their arms?
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Like what are these human proportions?!

Why is the pillow flared?!
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It’s wild to me that people pay for professional photo shoots then edit photos with shitty face tune.

You have an 8 pack babes.
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I fucking love it. I watch all 3 English speaking versions and pray we get a us reboot.
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Time for British tv break.

Drag Race UK and Taskmaster. Oye!
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If I can get my calorie deficit locked in it’s over for all you hoes.
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I forgot how quiet my apartment is without window acs running.
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Oh! Now I don’t feel like a waste!
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Oh! Now I don’t feel like a waste!
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My resurection cost is only $12,000 at this point. I hope I’m not the worst!
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Enough work! Time to scream at borderlands 4!
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I’m getting better! My skills trees are filling out.
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Enough work! Time to scream at borderlands 4!
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Fake waist, thick fake forearms.
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Where did all this sora crap come from overnight?!
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You looking in the mirror again?