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Skippy Granola

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They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong. Electrician, community theatre guy, calgary guy?

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · Sep 4

The *hell* I'm not

Floating letters of light reading "Not in the mood to drink maple syrup."

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 25m

Nah he's gonna hang around on earth instead to help others achieve the path, like a Bodhisattva for racist pedophiles

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 7h

Screenshot of a tweet from @CALLHERDIARA. "i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10h

And I mean to be fair, a lot of us have a perverted little appreciation for the weather underground so it's not like we're saints or anything.

But gosh at least we can muster some empathy. Wrong is wrong

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10h

You ask them "Doesn't it bother you that the government can just round up people and disappear them at will?"

And they will say either:

"Well it's not happening to me so, I don't see the problem." or

"Well the liberals do the same thing!"

Pure rationalization

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10h

And like, I get it, nobody thinks they're the bad guy. Conservatives tend to have a very strong line between who they consider worthy of humanity, and I don't think that "Citizens being rounded up and ripped from their families" even registers in their minds. They just blank.

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10h

"“For this movie to make any sense at all, one has to believe the United States, today, right now, is a fascist dictatorship,” wrote David Marcus at Fox News"

Conveniently ignoring *gestures broadly*

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 10h

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

This quote is a fascinating look at the conservative mind actually.

"Owning firearms, favoring borders, voting differently — these aren’t policy differences; they’re treated as moral crimes, grounds for extermination."

Conservatives Take Aim at ‘One Battle After Another’: “Year’s Most Irresponsible Movie”

While Paul Thomas Anderson's film is being heralded as a masterpiece by many, some conservatives accuse it of potentially inspiring left-wing violence.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 22h

Nah that doesn't hold up. Papers, Please had consequences for doing a bad job

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Ok mr Rockefeller, enjoy your *warm beans*

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

We can stop catering to these guys because they have no money, having spent everything on costumes in stellar blade

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 2d

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Speak for yourself lol

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 1d

My big conspiracy is that due to our overall systemic decline in both cultural literacy and actual literacy we have spawned a generation of people who don’t even know how to get horny anymore

TheGamersician 🎮🎶 @thegamersician.com · 2d

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Speak for yourself lol

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Can't stand it when rodents read!

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Cruz the dog, with potato for scale

A caramel and white dog next to a black and caramel guinea pig.

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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · Jul 30

Retaliation

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic comic in four panels:

Panel 1: A landscape view of a temple floating above the clouds. The landscape is colored with golden and purple hues, which are unusual for the land of mortals. In the foreground, a sign reads, "Temple of the Goddess of Life."

Panel 2: The Goddess of Life kneels in her garden, watering it while whistling. She is happy and enjoying her peaceful daily routine.

Panel 3: Suddenly, the Goddess of Life is violently punched in the face by a flying lemon coming from below the clouds.

Panel 4: A top-down view of a catapult with lemons. Pepper, a young witch, and her cat, Carrot, are in command. They bump fists in a "Check!" sound while watching the sky with fierce eyes.

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

No I mean stop being a tedious Islamophobic turd, thanks

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Rose Lerner @roselerner.bsky.social · 2d

This made me so happy

Screenshot of Claire's last skeet with one from the Frog and Toad bot underneath of Frog saying "don't be silly"

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

Remind me how many female cardinals there are?

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like this was a plot line in 2000AD

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

Chris Avellone-ass plot twist

Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, if you don't know anything about Islam, you're allowed to just not say anything. You know that, right?

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

Muscle heads? Hate em!

Kari Kari Panko @karikaripanko.bsky.social · 2d

Ultros and Sabin for the Final Fantasy #CollabCalibre!
Had to rep my best boy (ultros boogie starts playing)
[ #finalfantasy #ff6 #ffvi #crunchyblorbos ]

Ultros from FF6 smugly grabbing an annoying pest (Sabin)

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Kari Kari Panko @karikaripanko.bsky.social · 2d

Ultros and Sabin for the Final Fantasy #CollabCalibre!
Had to rep my best boy (ultros boogie starts playing)
[ #finalfantasy #ff6 #ffvi #crunchyblorbos ]

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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 2d

Much like in my beloved IWW, you are gonna get an awfully wide fringe on that rug any time you get revolutionary-minded people in a room together.